Son: (General ruckus) Gracie's Up! Gracie's Up! (Baby crying in distance)
Me: Yes, I know she is crying sweetheart but mommy just put her down for the night. We need to let her cry.
Son: (Sound of him opening Gracie's bedroom door) Hi Gracie! Your Up!
Son: Mommy Gracie's up!
Me: No shit.
Did I actually say that outloud? Usually the "No shit" comments only come alive in my head. They never actually make it out into the real world of parenting.
I have to go wash my mouth out with soap.