My husband has deep and true fear of biscuit rolls.
He is not a timid man; I would pick him in a second to bring me to safety in a hail of gunfire. But for some reason the anticipation of that POP that happens once you peel back the roll paper makes him startle like a girl. It's a never-ending source of amusement for me. Incidentally, we have them a lot.
So when I saw this (supposedly true) article I just about died laughing.