Ring

I just can't stop imagining myself using this phone from Fred Flare and I don't think I could do it.

Every conversation would go something like this.



Ring

Me: Hello.
Snort.
Friend: Hello, hello. Are you there?
Me: Wheezy silent laughter.
Friend: Are you ok? Are you choking or something?
Me: Snort. Call me again. Call me, call me. Do it. Do it!
Friend: Jesus! Are you on that motherf'ing bat phone again? I'm hanging up.
Me: Snicker. Snort.

5 comments:

jennster said...

LMFAO- beautiful! DO IT! i'll call you repeatedly! lol

Jenny said...

That is FABULOUS! I'm buying one for everyone I know.

chicaloungin said...

my sister's name is Jen, so can I add a comment (ha ha)

I want one of these, is my first reaction... hilarious... ingenius... ooooh for the good old days!!

Then I think, after my laughs about it are over, I'll be using it for street attention, and that's not funny anymore.

chicaloungin said...

my sister's name is Jen, so can I add a comment (ha ha)

I want one of these, is my first reaction... hilarious... ingenius... ooooh for the good old days!!

Then I think, after my laughs about it are over, I'll be using it for street attention, and that's not funny anymore.

Lotta said...

Yea, you would have to buy it with the intention of your own amusement.

But I think I could just answer calls in my living room with this and still laugh. I'm kinda nuts that way.