I was changing my son into his swimsuit in the family locker room. The individual family stalls were closed so I stood him up on a wide bench and helped him into his suit.
Another mom of a younger boy did the same right next to us. The following conversation happened while boys were naked..
Son: You have a little penis! (Pointing at other boy's penis)
Mom of boy: (shocked gasp)
Me: Dude! You have a little penis too, you guys are just little boys. (nervous laugh)
Son: No his is really little, look. (Points at boy's penis).
M of boy: How old is your son?
Me: He's 3 but he's huge, he's really big for his age. He wears a 5T. (Babbling and realizing at the same time this looks like I'm bragging about my son since mom's of boys take pride in their 'big guys'"
M of boy: (Huffs and walks away)
Later at the pool....
Son is now playing with his cousins and adult Aunt in the pool. Daughter is napping in her stroller and I was sitting on a chair and started to read a magazine. High winds blow. I look up and see daughter's stroller is trucking towards the deep end of the pool.
I made some sort of animal noise that signified alarm and heart stopping panic as I lept up and ran for the stroller. Another older woman got there first and grabbed the stroller right before it hit the water. I was a second behind her. I cried, "Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh thank you so much. Thank you!". She looks at me and SCREAMS "Don't you watch your baby while you read! Watch your baby!"
I stared at her open mouthed, looked around and noticed some jerk smirking and happy that the older woman chewed me out. And slunk back to my chair. Daughter slept through all of this. I then hooked the wheel of her stroller (yes the brakes were on the whole time) around my chair so it couldn't move. Felt like the worst mom in the world. No doubt I've got a rep at this pool now. Ugh.