Devil Ducky has me cracking me up.
Check out their 1970's toy commercials. Man we had some lame toys.
Screen-a-Show Projector - This actually brought back fond memories of those little cartoon theaters they used to have in Kmart when I was a kid. Remember those? You would put in your quarter, draw the curtain, squish in with as many kids as could fit inside. Then watch a Grape Ape cartoon while your mom shopped. That so wouldn't fly today. "Hey sweetie, step inside this dark box and hang out unsupervised while I shop the discount store."
Water Wiggles - Mom, don't get up. Just turn on the water and let the hose beat the snot out of the kids for you.
Masterpiece - Could a game be more lame?