My eyes! My eyes!

There are some things that just give me the serious skeevys. Rice stuck to the bottom of the pan. Those odd "seeds" that appear in your babies poop when they are breast fed. And pretty much all trailing houseplants.

Alissa, a college friend of mine, told me her sister has the same skeevy issue about burlap and all things weavy. I backed that, since wicker will never enter my home. Alissa tells her sister to, "Think of smooooth things. Ice, cotton sheets and shiny plastic." in order to talk her down off the ceiling.


But when I saw
THIS picture via Neatorama (I can't post it on Mom O Matic, I just can't.) My flesh crawled. Sweet Jesus Mother of Mary the level of bodily hygiene abandonment one must practice to achieve this is so beyond my comprehension.

And if you link through to the original article, nature boy says, "I immediately grabbed my camera, went outside and began taking shots." If this were my entry it would say, "I immediately started scrubbing my body with bleach and Windex whilst commanding that my husband hit up the neighborhood teen for something, anything medicinal before I cracked open the Comet with Bleach and Brillo pads."


Ok, I'm going to need to go flip the light switch on and off three times and touch my nose to something cold and smooth so I can try to get some sleep.

8 comments:

Karina said...

Yikes - makes me wish I had an outie!

Robin said...

*shudder* Belly buttons - particularly hairy, skeevy male belly buttons - are at the top of my oog list.

jen said...

I just threw up in my mouth...
That was full on nasty!

Lotta said...

Jen - you have been skeeved.

It's so nasty. Frankly (per Robin) just a close up of a hairy belly button would be enough. But his outright celebration of the nasty crevice was (gag) ok (gag) have to stop writing.

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shpprgrl said...

Ok, that was weird. I didn't even hang around to read the story since pictures are worth 1000 words. ickky!

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mothergoosemouse said...

A PLANT?! In a bodily ORIFICE?!

Oh barf. That is just horrifying. How can you not NOTICE that? That guy must have been CULTIVATING that plant.