Round 2: Who Would You Do?

Last entry you were all pretty skeeved by the idea of rolling down the sandhills with a Wiggle. So this time I'm offering up a couple of children's music hotties to pick from.

Ralph Covert of Ralph's World or Jack Johnson of the Curious George soundtrack.

Who Would You Do?












Personally, I'm going with Ralph. Though I think my
reasoning might be akin to the Stockholm Syndrome since I've watched Say Hello so many times I now have fantasies about Ralph and I on top of a mountain made of (wait for it) choc-o-late cake.

Ralph and I, we go way back too.

Ralph, if you stop by Mom O Matic you may recognize me from the Brookfield Zoo concert. My son wanted to get his red plastic toy electric guitar autographed by you. You signed it, and then pulled him close to you so I could get a picture. I tried to give you the rapid blinking eye signal that meant "Don't do it he is going through a fear of strangers phase!" but you must have thought I was winking at ya.

My son then started to screach and flail loudly. You pulled him closer to comfort him and he went into full on fearful hysterics and could not be consoled. I could tell you felt real bad and I liked you a little bit more for that. Enough to shell out $20 for an iron-on kid's tee shirt at your next gig.

7 comments:

Pamplemousse's Mom said...

Now this is something I can relate to... Both Jack Johnson's Curious George & Ralph Covert's "The Amazing Adventures of Kid Astro" are in constant rotation in our house. Heck, I even had to put them on my husband's iPod so he can listen to them when he travels because he misses the baby.

With that said, I'm gonna go with Jack. At least he does some adult stuff. That would make me feel a little bit better, I think. I believe Ralph Covert would make me feel a little creepy.

Lotta said...

Ralph actually has his own grownup band too, though I can't recall the name of it.

Jack is hotness, but I like that Ralph can rock out a little while Jack's stuff seems a little mellow.

lildb said...

Ralph. Ralph, every. single. time.

(the man singlehandedly, er, voicedly, saved my sanity during the first several months' stint as new parent, with the song "mommy needs coffee." etc. okay, maybe he added and didn't subtract to said insanity. whatever. he kept me smiling through the madness, that fabu gent. I'd hump his leg in a nanosecond.)

Lotta said...

Lildb - I know what you mean. I don't even drink Coffee but I jump at whatever Ralph concert we are at to sing it.

Anonymous said...

My son is waaaaay too advanced for Ralph, however, I just wonder if I am too advanced...curious if he digs "mature" women that have cravings for a dude with long-ish hair...I REALLY like your photo and believe its one to take to the gyne...enlarged mega times and have him tape to the ceiling during the exam.
How old is Ralph? Where can I reach him to find out the next time he is in my area...perhaps he would need a personal guide to meet him at the airport, drive him around the town...
have a nooner, er, lunch...

Lotta said...

Why would you take it to the gyne? Is he/she stingy with the lube?

Alas, Ralph has a hot wife/partner. But we can imagine...

Anonymous said...

I would take it to the gyne because it would be waaaay more interesting to look up on the ceiling at Ralph, INSTEAD of counting the tiles through-out the exam. And, no, he isnt stingy with the lube at all. He's a very cool doc, as a matter of fact. :-)