Son: Mommy, what do I look like?
Me: You look like a cool guy awesome super hero cowboy fire fighter.
Son: (Looks puffed up and proud) But do I look tough?
Me: Oh yea, really tough. Like big guy tough.
Son: I'm bigger than Marjorie (in police costume).
Marjorie: (Just raises her eyebrow and looks at me).
Me: Um, no but maybe someday.
Son: No, I'm bigger!
Marjorie: (Gives me a look that says, "ok, humor him")
Me: Oh yea I didn't see it at first but you are HUGE!
Son: (Struts out of the room)