I think I'll just keep this Gross Candy installation going till Halloween.
Once again, Candy Addict has the best of the worst candies out there. I give you...the candy condom. From what I can glean, it does unroll. Herck. And the "Stop The Aids" note on the box is just the Halloween message to give the kids on your block and confirm to the neighborhood that you are the weird liberal neighbor they always thought you were.
Toss in a few of these Pint Pots gummies shaped and flavored like pints of frothy beer and you just might get yourself an official complaint lodged with the village authorities.
Lastly, mix up the candy bowl with these Stoner Pops, hemp flavored lollies, and you 'll have all the teens on the block volunteering to babysit at your house so they can look for your stash.