5 Reasons Why I Stalk Jenny From Mama Drama

  1. A homeless person ate her duck.
  2. She put a dot of ink on her daughter's foot so she would be sure she got the right baby back from daycare.
  3. She writes the way I delude myself that I do, then I wake up and reread my posts and realize I have much to learn.
  4. She daydreams about snogging Oscar The Grouch. I imagine her watching PBS and saying, "Oh yea, I'd hit that!" about Caillou's dad.
  5. She gets to blog alongside Min who takes pictures of houses made of beer cans and church's my son would sell my soul to Beelzebub himself to go to.

5 comments:

Marmite Breath said...

I will fight you for her, Lotta.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I have a crush on her too...

Domestic Chicky said...

I love Mama Drama, especially Jenny. *Sigh...so many great blogs, so little time.

Lotta said...

Marmite - It's on!

Janet - girl crush, sigh.

Domestic - I know!

Jenny said...

A girl fight? Over me? You shouldn't have!

If that isn't the sweetest way to start the day I don't know what is.

Oh, unless you the girl fight was in chocolate pudding and I was drunk. Damn, Oscar would LOVE that shit.