Blogger you are so grooovy

Blogger prompts you with random questions to answer when you fill out your profile. Hit SAVE and they will ask you another. And let me tell you Blogger is so right there man. So tripp'n right there.

This was our conversation;
Blogger: When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

Me: So big. So bright. So mystical. You are in my head B!

Blogger: The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Me: Um, I have a blog. I think I love myself just fine. You drink it. Then give me some good user interface when you want to lick my boots.

Blogger: Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

Me: You. You are the money melon baby.

Blogger: If there's no I in team, why is there meat?

Me: (Thinking) (Silence) (Bong water gurgles)

Blogger: What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Me: Chill out man. You're getting paranoid. (Deep Inhale)

Blogger: The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

Me: Giggle. Snort. Quit bogarting the bong B!
But when I tried to post my comments Blogger got all uppity and "Word Verification" on my ass.
Blogger: WTF8

Me: Who you calling 8 bitch.

Blogger: U8ME

Me: Was it your birthday? I don't think so.

Blogger: FUMILF

Me: (Snap) I am outta here. But thanks for calling me a MILF (wink)


Porkopolis said...

Funny, funny suff...I'm sure those were soap bubbles in the gurgling bong. :)

jen said...

If I didn't have bronchitis...I would tell you to please pass the bong NOW!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Did someone light a bong...? Hand it over woooman!

Lotta said...

Passing the virtual bong to my ladies. Thanks for stop'n by Porkopolis.

Abra Leah said...

First the pr0n and now the b0ng. You are one progressive mama!

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

blogger is a provocative friend indeed.


Lotta said...

Lisa - Indeed.

Abrah - It's all virtual partying baby.

lildb said...

I love your brain more than I can come up with the appropriate words to tell you about it.

just trust. trust in the debbie. there is much love in this chest for you. *taps place where boobs used to be*

Lotta said...

Lildb. Right back at ya.

Jenny said...

It's 7am, I'm already at work, and I am giggling.

You do this to me.

Not the "making it 7am and making me have to go to work" stuff...the other.

I hate the word verification. I hate it so much I can't even think straight.

Lotta said...

Jenny - That makes my day that I made your morning! Word verification makes me feel old and squinty.

Andie said...

thanks for the laughs!!!!

Andie said...

thanks for the laughs!!!!

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