Me: (Holding up package of men's underwear) These are really cute. You should get these.
Husband: (Looking) Whaaat. No way, those are tight and come down to my knees. They look like what I wore when I played baseball. Yea, I wore those in baseball under my uniform to protect my ass when I slid into home plate.
Me: Um, you should get them.
Husband: No, they are BASEBALL underpants.
Me: (Staring with wider eyes)
Husband: Oooooooh. (Putting them in the cart)