I think the muscle relaxers are kick'n in

So I got some stuff to ease the pain I got whomped with on Monday morning. Good stuff. But maybe a little too good...
Son: Sister's up from her nap!

Me: (Laying on the couch) Shit.

Daughter: (Crying in crib)

Me: Um, dude just toss a cheese biscuit in the crib. I think she's hungry.

Son: Kay. (Sound of stool dragging across the kitchen floor) Here you go sister! (Crying stops).

Me: You rock dude.

9 comments:

Southern Fried Mom said...

So glad to see I'm not the only one that pimps out the older sibling!!! Hope you feel better soon & could ya pass a little of that over here?

Marmite Breath said...

Oooh, that stuff sounds harsh!

(Want to share!)

Jonathon said...

This is perfect -- I just need another child. The post-naptime fit sucks.

Oh, The Joys said...

I would totally be quiet for a cheese biscuit. Here's my address...

Lotta said...

SFM - Will pimp out sibling at any time.

Marmite - (hugging prescription) NO.

Jon - Beware when the older child wakes up their sibling because "You said we were going out after she woke up. She's up!"

Joys - Snort. Catch! (Tossing one up in the air.) They were homemade too. And nope, didn't last till their intended dinner time. Were gone by 2pm.

Red Rollerskate said...

I'm glad I spaced my two boys out far enough! I guess I need to start taking full advantage...

mommy needs a martini said...

I want some...I want some...I want some. Send it over with the extra ipod...mmmmmmmk?

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I do that when I'm not stoned!

CrankMama said...

Dude. You sound like my kind of mom.