That's right. Ummm-mmmmm.
I look gooood in my big buttoned Target coat.
Note the retro rounded collar. The indented waist (thank you Target buyers). The tushy covering length. And if you could see the subtle vintage style lining you would snatch it off my sexy back.
Move your big and fine asses to Target my fellow womanly wides. They have some sweet fall coats out right now. They run quite small though. I went 2 sizes up for this one. So if you are not a sexy supersize but more of an XL - you can snatch one up too. But you might have to take out a few of us XXL's to get to one cause the boutique look doesn't come round to our side of the store very often.
PS - I slipped in amongst the goth teens at Torrid today and I'll tell you why. I'm not a fan of chokers. I think they look lovely, but I can't abide any type of turtleneck or neck embracing jewelry. Makes me claw at myself like an escapee from the asylum. But Torrid makes those cool big chunky bead semi-chokers in subtle colors. So you can work the choker and tee shirt look but loosen it a bit.
They also have some very nice scarf headbands that make my Tar-jay tee look like I gave a rat's ass when I wear it out. But note to Torrid. I realize that the Number 1 fat girl tip is to wear v-necks to draw attention to our pretty faces. But really, the cleavage you have got going on with your models is a bit much. Any further and you will just have us whipping out our titties to distract people from the size of our hips. (Reaching inside neckline) "Grandma are you looking at my butt again?" "NO! Really, I'm not. Have you lost weight darling?"
So go forth. Shop. But don't forget to bury the receipts under the applesauce in the garbage can like I do.