Chicken Tits

Me: What would you like to have for dinner tonight. It's your birthday so you can have anything you want.

Son: Chicken Breasts.

Me: Really? Not macaroni and cheese or pizza?

Son: No, Chik - En - Breasts!

Me: Alright then.

Later that night at the dinner table...

Son: These aren't chicken breasts!

Dad: Yes they are.

Son: They are hard!

Dad: (Feeling his poultry) No, that's good. It's nice and tender.

Son: It doesn't look like a chicken breast.

Me: Um, what did you think a chicken breast would look like?

Son: You know, soft and squishy and pointy like an ice cream cone.

Me: Like boobies? You wanted chicken boobies?

Son: Well yeah.

11 comments:

Momish said...

LOL! How funny, yet so sweet! Happy birthday to you son!

Thanks for stopping by! Looking forward to reading your blog and "catching up".

Samantha said...

Happy birthday to him! Hmm, I guess for a young boy, this is acceptable LOL

Jenny said...

Oh yeah. He's definitely your son.

Hee!

karrie said...

My mother always referred to chicken breasts as "chicken boobs." As in:

Mom, what's for dinner?

Grilled chicken boobies and salad.

Nicely played, Mom. :)

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I will forever call them chicken tits. Thank you. You have made my morning.
Kiss that boy for me.

Lotta said...

Now that I think about it he's been on a mission to learn abouthis body parts. He's dragging out potty training books and wanting me to tell him about when I breastfed him.

Pamplemousse's Mom said...

And you couldn't even muster some chicken boobies for the boy's birthday? For shame.

My mom always called them chicken boobs as well. I continue the tradition. I'd like to believe that makes them more appealing.

Oh, The Joys said...

That is too funny. You'll have to make him a boob cake or something. Boys.

emma said...

I guess you can safely say he will be a boob man when he grows up.

chicaloungin said...

I'm gonna have to get me a husband and a son just so I can have these amazingly hilarious conversations!

Too cute! Um, so were they juicy?

Lotta said...

Pampermouse - It kind of makes me want to be a vegen when I think about that.

OTJ - They might call DCFS on me for that one. I'll have to nix that the way I had to nix my great idea to dress the kids up like forms of birth control for Christmas. A giant box of pills and a giant Today sponge.

Emma - his daddy sure better be. It's the only feature I have left after 2 kids that still looks like it did when we got married!

Chica - As juicy as George Foreman can make 'em!