Drinking and Driving

Husband: (Tilting back bottle and gulping)

Me: Hey! Where did you get that! You can't drink that in the car. What if son saw that?

Husband: I took it from your mother's fridge. Want some?

Me: Hell yeah! Pass it over. But pass it down low so son can't see what it is.

Husband: Here. Don't hog it!

Me: (Tilting back bottle and chugging) God that's good. I needed that.

Husband: I know. I love premixed chocolate milk

14 comments:

Tuna Girl said...

LOL! That's cute.

Domestic Chicky said...

Yum!

Kelly O said...

I can't believe you got that past your son. Good show!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Smart, and son didn't even know!

Jenny said...

*giggle*

Epiphany Alone said...

That's awesome!

ALI said...

hi found you , through the randomizer, love, love, love reading your posts, very funny, adding you to favs right now!
just to avoid confusion i'm doing my NoBlo posts here:http://rnmom.spaces.live.com
not on my blogger account!

chicaloungin said...

I have to hide the red wine from one of my cats. (the lil fluff with the French name, that figures!)

Mommy off the Record said...

You always make me laugh, you funny woman!!

Oh, The Joys said...

Dude, was he gonna, like, bogart all the CM and not leave you any? Whoa!

Southern Fried Mom said...

My boys go through so much milk, I can't keep the stuff. My oldest son started calling it "chocolate milk and milk" when he was teeny...the chocolate milk being the syrup you mix in the milk. We don't usually keep premixed, but Grammie always does. Way to keep it down home! I noticed you replaced "So dry it's crispy..." Totally loving it! But, do me a favor...don't tell my baby's daddy about the pity sex....he'll want to rush down to the Home Depot for a Mom-o-Matic!

Lotta said...

Tuna, Domestic, Kelly, Janet, Jenny and Ephiphany - I feel like the romper room lady. But right on. Got to keep the good stuff away from the kids. It's wasted on them.

Ali - Thanks! Come back again soon. We aim to please.

Chica - Suuuuure it's the cats (wink)

Motr - Right back at ya!

Oh The Joys - Snort. He was all harshing my mellow with his greed.

SFM - My friend Carol wanted the old subtitle back. So that was for her. I'm pretty sure the Mom-o-Matic model is sold at Menards.

Samantha said...

OMG that is sucha conversation that would happen in my car! LOL

Kristen said...

Oh yeah, contraband chocolate milk. We have that too. So thick, so creamy, so hogged by the resident five-year-old.