I got an email from Pinatas.com wishing me a Happy Holidays. (Of course I'm on the pinata mailing list. Aren't you?)
It cracked me up that they have a Santa pinata. Cause, you know, everyone wants to beat the crap out of Santa with a broom handle. I mean, it's on Santa. Bring it! Though this could actually be brilliant. I'm feeling a family tradition coming on. Shop in the overcrowded, insane malls. Come home. Beat up Santa. It just might catch on around here.
And for my Jewish friends. Fret not. You too can go gansta this holiday season by knocking the snot out of your very own Dreidel Pinata.
Mazel Tof Dawg!