Ok I am officially launching a Meme inspired by Sweet. Southern. Spirited's latest post. She writes about her drunk Halloween husband peeing in the closet.
Back when I went to college there were quite a few drunken pissers on our dorm room floor. There was the girl who would get naked and wander the hallway peeing at random. And of course, the closet urinators. DePaul University's Seton hall had these HUGE closets. Big enough that when we snuck in a boyfriend for an overnight we could drag our twin mattress into the closet and shut the door. The downside being that many drunken students wandered into their closets thinking they were a bathroom. (And as I write this I realize how horny college students are since we still dallied undeterred amongst the pee fumes and dirty laundry in those same closets.)
I, of course never peed anywhere but the toilet and used copious amounts of tee-pee as any self respecting OCD'er would. Until...years later l went out for a girl's night. A wicked shot tossing girl's night. Husband tells me I woke up, walked over to his side of the bed, pulled down my drawers and was just about to water the grass when he woke up to see the moon staring down at him. He moved fast and got me to the bathroom. He tells me I belligerently argued that I was "fiiiine, jussh leave me looone." the whole time. He still married me after this, but maybe that's why he dragged his feet a bit?
So here is the first meme that I launch out into blogworld: Tell us your funny pee stories.
That's it. Not 100 pee stories. Just a few. Do it for the urinators!