Badass Toys & Spraypaint Boys

Check out a very clever article about the most dangerous toys of our past. I mean who didn't have a chemistry set with CYANIDE inside one of the little plastic bottles?

And did you hear that a German company is creating a line of spray on condoms? I shit you not. Your male partner places his manbaton inside the tube and multiple nozzles spray the condom on. Drying time is 5 seconds. Just enough time for you to get the hell out of there. Apparently, the benefit of spray on condoms is that they won't keep slipping off. Something tells me the German scientist might be better off creating something that adds a bit of girth to German men if their condoms are really falling off willy nilly.

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10 comments:

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Manbaton.

My new favorite word.

Jenny said...

You know that stuff would get stuck to the pubes.

PamKittyMorning said...

I'm glad I'm too old to worry about any of this stuff!

Lotta said...

Janet - thanks, I debated between manbaton and manstick so I appreciate the kudos.

Jenny - Gross like a big Biore strip for your man bit

PKM - Never!

Paige said...

Yikes. Spray on condoms just seem like an accident waiting to happen...

mad muthas said...

we had a chemistry set when i was a child - bear in mind this was a loooong time ago, way before all the legislation - and there were a few blank pages in the instruction book where the experiments had been removed cos they were for making explosives. ooooh the frustration - knowing that what was in the kit had the potential to make a big bang, yet not knowing how to do it! none of the other experiments seemed interesting after that. if we don't allow our children to do daft and dangerous things, they is bound to be a sharp increase in er visits to remove saucepans stuck on heads - a rarely seen mishap these days.
i want to know (sort of) how you get those condom thingies off? is it legwaxing? the mind boggles ...

Lotta said...

I think the removal would be like a biore strip. Lots of dead skin and gross stuff. Ugh.

And we've removed all our children's sharp corners at the cost of our sanity. Safe kids = hysterical mothers.

Mrs. T said...

You meant to say "willy nilly" at the end, right? If not, you should lie and say yes, because it's quite funny.

Red Rollerskate said...

Dude, yer funny.

Lotta said...

Mrs. T - Aaaah, so glad to find someone that noticed that bit of wordplay. But of course it was intentional!

Red - Thanks, back at ya!