Future MILFs of The World Unite

So far these are the blogs that have agreed to embark on the quest to lose the jumbo jiggle.

Make Mine Pink
The Avery Lane Experience
Domestic Chicky
Oh The Joys (Who has been on the program for awhile and so we will look to her for wisdom such as, "If I eat a BIG apple do I have to count as many points as if I ate a SMALL apple." and such.

Updates:
A Dingo Ate My Baby has joined the ranks!
Sweet. Southern. Spirited. is going to do "intuitive eating" but promises to do the weekly weigh in!
Bananas and Toddlers from Minnesota is also weighing in and we are thrilled!
Crabcake's can't eat anymore fried seafood cause she's in!
One Weird Mother is soon to be One Hot Mama cause she joined!
Chaos Among Us has a very funny post out about muffin tops but she's going to be losing hers cause she's in!
Miller Mayhem gave away all her fat clothes so she's in!
Calamity Kim is going to make us all fake cupcakes so we won't gain weight cause she's in!
Thailand Girl is in and so interesting! It will be fun to see what she eats while she lives in..uh...Thailand.
Maylee Beezier is also soon to become a MILF!

Anyone else? Here are the guidelines. Every Friday we post our "Weekly Weigh In". It includes pounds lost this week and total lost. You do NOT have to put your weight as I sure as hell am not. Then include a little blurb on how your week went. If you dorked out when you got your gold star or stripped down to a tank top and bike shorts, a la The Biggest Loser, for your weigh in. So far everyone is doing Weight Watchers but I don't see why you can't do whatever the heck you want as long as you have a witness to weigh you in. And yes, I don't see why your 12 month old shouldn't count as one.

That's it! Join us! Start date is the first Friday in January unless I need to be defibbed after Christmas Eve dinner. Leave your blog in the comments box and I'll add you to the list! Perhaps once we get going everyone could create a little hit list in their sidebar of the participants.

Come on! You know you want it! Join us!

33 comments:

Marmite Breath said...

Fine, dang it.

I am in. The doing it my own way isn't working out. I need the security of the points system.

I should start this friday though. The muffin tops are threatening to multiply and start their own bakery.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Good luck everyone. I send you MILF vibes and skinny jeans....

Lotta said...

Marmite - Welcome! Start when you like, as long as we are all posting by the first Friday in Jan. the team stays intact. But I'm not starting because I really want to suceed and I realize that I am weak and won't be able to say no to drinking high calorie drinks at NY Eve and the like.

Oh, The Joys said...

The Lady Flabina's secret's will all be revealed! Mwa ha ha!!!

Peta said...

I know I am going to have nightmares about those creepy people in that ad tonight *shudder*

Jenny said...

I'm too irresponsible for this I think...but can I watch and just get inspired by you guys?

Betsy Wasser said...

I just lost 20 pounds on Weight Watchers and feel completely fabulous. I went from size 14 jeans to size 8. So, I'm here to say, it can be done, and it does not have to be miserable. Good for each and every one of you soon to be hotter mamas!

Andie said...

I'll join in! I won't be doing Weight Watchers, but rather "intuitive eating" and I'll get back in the gym. (i've been slacking in the exercise dept)

My goal is to lose 15 pounds by my birthday in March!

Lotta said...

Betsy - thanks for the motivation! Awesome! I lost butloads on Atkins but gained it back. So I'm going with WW but I'm gonna try to be lowcarb about it.

Andie -I'm adding you now. Only rule is you HAVE to do the weekly weigh in!

Crabcake said...

Maybe I should play along, seeing as my big ass is getting married next year. Does my dog count as the weigh-in witness?

Lotta said...

Crabcake - Yes! Are you in?

Steven Novak said...

Good luck to you all!

I'm actually attempting to shed a good ten or fifteen myself in the hopes htat I might one day be called a milf. ;)

Steve~

Gretchen said...

Canned fruit. Eeew.

When was the last time you saw a commercial that lasted a minute?

Count me in for the weigh in.

Oh, The Joys said...

A MILF named Steve? Ha ha ha! It's like "A boy called John?" - what was that movie...

butterfly girl said...

Lotta, I posted a little corner of my world for you to see....

butterfly girl said...

But I suck at dieting and I don't even own a scale....sooo, no thanks.

karrie said...

I'm in. Going back to my tried-and-true* combo of Body For LIfe and South Beach.

*When I stick to it, that is.

Fitday.com is a great way to stay accountable. You can make your info (foods consumed +exercise) public so others can support or harass you.

Anonymous said...

I admire you all for doing this especially this time of year.

Lisa, womenhavingitall (blogger won't let me log in, doh!)

Crabcake said...

Sure. I'm in. I'm going to try the new Nintendo Wii workout and weigh in front of one of the dogs.

Jen said...

ok ok ok - since Gretchen "Crafty Queen" is going to do it count me in...maybe just maybe it will give me motivation to get off my fat a@@ - I lost 40 lbs about 2 years ago on WW and sadly 15 of those lbs found there way back...so now I back to being more jiggley...

Lotta said...

So excited! Welcome aboard!

Heather said...

I have to join! Even my "fat" clothes are getting slightly snug and I gave away all my REALLY fat clothes in an effort to keep me thin. Yeah, that's not going so well! I shall NOT let my three year old witness, as he has an ENORMOUSLY large mouth!!!!

Katie J said...

Yup, think I'm gonna have to join the ranks.

Thailand Gal said...

I'll definitely join the ranks as well. I am using "Spark People" currently and recommend it to others, if nothing else for the excellent resources available.

http://www.sparkpeople.com

Anyway, just let me know what I need to do. Weighing in once a week ... anything else?


Peace,

~chani

Tammy said...

OK, since my buddy KatieJ is jumping on the wagon, I'm following behind her. Sign me up!

Thanks for inspiring us!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Jenifer said...

oh oh, can I play??

I am already doing weight watchers.. (had a baby September 3rd highest weight 230, down to 182 right now, goal of 155 :) )

I would love some extra accountability and someone else to talk about points with besides the people i already drive crazy!!

genesgirl503@hotmail.com

Lisa said...

I'm jumping on board. I just got You On a Diet after watching Oprah. Any diet that lets me have a wee bit of chocolate and wine is the diet for me!

Lotta said...

Jennifer - you are already inspiring me! Welcome!

Lisa - do you have a website URL you would like me to add? Welcome!

Nene said...

Okay, okay. My husband's hints are getting "not so subtle". I can't put it off any longer, since I don't think "baby weight" can be an excuse once your babe is one. Anyone not using any particular program and want to trade "secrets?"

Kristen said...

I'm just going to start running again. We already eat pretty healthy- so I'm not joining the ranks, but I'm supporting you all the way!

Lacy said...

Count me in. I am doing the South Beach Diet.

Nene said...

Are we weighing in today?

Lotta said...

Yes!