Future MILFs Have Moved On

After a long and successful run we've decided to disband the Future MILF Club. We're still all about self-improvement though and hope that you'll join our Gin In My Apron Pocket group to keep working on weight loss, sanity or whatever else you're ready to change.


The Future MILF Club started as a weight loss group. Every Friday the Future MILFs post our "Weekly Weigh In". It includes pounds lost this week and total lost. You do NOT have to put your weight if you don't want to. Then include a little blurb on how your week went. If you dorked out when you got your gold star or stripped down to a tank top and bike shorts, a la The Biggest Loser, for your weigh in.

You can do any weight loss program that works for you so long as you keep your weigh ins honest. We want to know if you couldn't walk away from the Twinkie cause it will make the rest of us feel better for licking the peanut butter jar.

But as the club evolved we've all decided that we should open it up to people who are trying to get their sexy groove back in other ways too. Ladies who want to work on dressing like they did before kids used their shirt as a booger rag. Or maybe someone who wants to actually look forward to sex again but hasn't been able find their mojo since they had kids. Whatever your goal towards MILF-dom, post your progress on your blog every Friday. And post your failures too, it helps all of us to share.

But most importantly, keep a sense of humor. The name of our club was chosen in a tongue-in-cheek way to remind us of that.

To join; leave a comment with a link to your blog, or shoot me an email and I'll put you on the list. If you don't have a blog just pick a future MILF and leave your weigh-in in the comments!

Then place the blog badge on your blog. If you like you can freak out the preschool moms by wearing some Future MILF stuff too!

93 comments:

Southern Fried Mom said...

I am in....I am a veteran member of Weight Watchers & lost 100 pounds after I had my second child. Those pesky pounds will come back & bring their friends if you don't stick to the program...which totally pisses me off. Yeah, I know there is the whole psychological stuff about weight, but I really do love the whole eating experience. Hello...I'm from the South. We entertain, celebrate, grieve, and exist around the buffet table. I already told my WW leader she'd see me back at the first of the year. I'm getting new running shoes for the gym from Santa. hooray. I tried to leave a comment the other day to let you know I want to be a future MILF, but something wasn't running right. Much like my weight loss efforts, I plan to be back in the blogging groove in the new year.

Oh, The Joys said...

Ho, Ho Celery Stick! Gah!

Lotta said...

SFM - 100 pounds. You are my hero. For some reason I get stuck at a 30 pound loss. Atkins and WW did indeed come back and bring friends when I quit. So now I have a hell of lot more than 30 pounds to lose. Try 30x3! I added your name. So glad you are doing this with us!!

OTJ - Ho, Ho, o points veggie soup!

Oh, The Joys said...

I'm not sure what kind of posts I can write on this thing...I'm about to move to maintenance. I am thinking about writing up some of the things that worked for me on WW and link to the MILF's, but I have to work it out.

Lotta said...

Oh the Joys - I shall have you on as an honorary mentor MILF.

Andie said...

I want to lose 15 pounds. I'd like to start out with that, please! LOL

CrankMama said...

Oh good lord, I just went clothes shopping and you need to count my ASS in!!

OY!

Heather said...

Lotta,
I added the list to my blog. I even added the introduction with the link to this post! I have to get serious! My sister just got engaged Christmas day. She is 10 years younger than myself, and wants me to be in the wedding! UGH!

M'Lynn said...

My New Blog

I gots to get healthy, yo... Count me in!

Lotta said...

Crankmama - your link didn't work. Can you send me the URL for your blog so I can put you on the list?

Heather - Thanks for the added support. So glad you are with us!

M'lynn - no more pudding for you. You're in!

Christina said...

It's always been my dream to be a MILF. There's something special to be said about a mother who, despite the fact she has two kids clinging to her legs, still looks hot to other men--not just the older men, either. Older men will pounce anything younger than them.

Please count me it!

Lotta said...

Chritina - you are in!

Lotta said...

And Amen to what you said!

Abra Leah said...

Okay, I'm in...but I reserve the right to start on Tuesday. :)

Mommeee said...

Me, Me, Me, too! I would be honored to join!

Rhonda said...

I hope it's not too late...I'm in!

QueenieBadd said...

Oh the Joys sent me over-I'd love to be a part of it!

Stephanie said...

Professsional commenter that I am without my own blog (and why should I have one when I'm having so much fun with other peoples' blogs, right?), I'll just say I'm in and check in whicha.

Thanks to Jenny. And Mindy, who posted that *ahem* less than flattering photo of me next to gorgeous Jenny with my obvious baby weight still abundant. Yeah, that's inspiration for ya!!

nikki said...

Linked over through Jenny. I'm in! Anything to decrease the size of my hind end!

Julie Pippert said...

Jenny sent me! I'm happy to do this! How do I get the graphic for my blog?

Can I use a post from December as a launching point? It's shortly after I joined Weight Watchers (again) to get rid of the baby-who-is-now-2 weight.

My Soul is ripped with riot, incited by my wicked diet...

Fran said...

I am so in too. OTJ brought me to this and I am basking in the glow of her skinny aura. I have a blog that has gone dark since I started grad school 4 months ago. First things first...30#. WTF? Second child kicked my ass. Boobs to the knees and stomach that looks like it's melting as well. Always wanted to be a hot mama and look forward to being a MILF. Rock on, sisters!

Fran said...

One more Q...I've never used SparkPeople...not really sure what it is about. Can we have our own group there? I'd love that. Let me know who is using it and we can see what we can do.

Lotta said...

Welcome all! Please embrace your inner MILF and get ready to rock her out on Friday!

Natey Natey Boo Boo Head's Mom said...

I just discovered this. Is it too late to count me in?

Thanks

Mamma said...

I am SO in!

Thank you thank you!!!!!!!

Atkins and exercise...wish me luck!

MammaLoves...

http://mammaloves.blogspot.com

Girl In Her Underwear said...

Crap in a bag! I hate thinking about weight loss, but this MILF thing is everywhere I go! I'm hesitant to sign up since I have ZERO will power! ZERO I TELL YOU!!!

Is this where I leave my info? My computer has shut down, and all I can see now is this comment box. Lovely!

Here I am...ready to fail. I always do. Don't judge me for my self-loathing.

I want to lose 10 pounds!
my blog is jennyhaha.blogspot.com
Send that skanky graphic over to me. We'll see if all of cyber world watching me closely will make me quit eating cookie dough 2 meals a day.

Thanks!

Diana said...

Oh my gawd! I'm in for 30! (30 to lose!) My blog. I'll be happy to add the link list to my side bar too! How fun!

Diana said...

Just saw the question about spark people, thats what I get for not reading before commenting. *Sigh*

I used a service at peertrainer.com last year and really liked it, they have a group capability over there. If anyone is interested in that I'd be happy to set one up and post a link and get it rolling!

Just let me know! :) Happy weight loss ladies!

Heather said...

Okay, count me in, I could certainly use something to keep me honest. Here's to a lighter new year.

http://mamamaven.blogspot.com

Elizabeth said...

Me! Me! I want to be a MILF! I don't know about getting the button on my blog's sidebar thought, the blog theme I'm using is written in PHP, which I do not know at all, and so far I have not been able to figure out how to add things to the sidebar because I don't know the coding. If anyone here knows PHP and can help me, let me know, I'd sure appreciat the help! Also, I have a SparkPeople account, and you can create SparkGroups. I'm in one for SAHM's, so I'm sure we could create one for Future MILFs!

Jia said...

I would love to join, I hope it's not too late. I've actually been doing a Biggest Loser competition with my family, and this could be just the extra boost I need!

Jia said...

This is Jia again. I forgot to list my journal page:

http://secretsinside.greatestjournal.com/

Mrs. Chicken said...

I am SO in. Starting WW this week, and 20 pounds to go!

Grim Reality Girl said...

Hey -- I'd love to join as well. Who doesn't want to be a MILF?

I've been working on the get healthy thing for 3 weeks now and am down 7 pounds. Many more to go, but a start! Good luck to all of you Future MILF's!

sillychick said...

I'm in, I'm in. I need you all to hold me accountable for my actions! I'm obviously not doing a good job at it myself.

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Shelly said...

I'm in, please. I posted my weigh in at my blog.

Esmerelda said...

Count me IN! I'll do anything Mamamaven does.

Will post results this evening.

Jules said...

I want to be a MILF!!!

www.mytestosteronehome.blogspot.com

Michele said...

I would like to join as well :) I'll do anything that Domestic Chicky is doing apparently lol.

http://www.sparksandbutterflies.com

I'm at work, but I can post my starting weight tomorrow morning? Do I do that here?

Kendra said...

Is to late to join? Found this through Mrs. Chicken. Need to lose 40 lbs (should be 30 lbs, since I lost some baby weight, but apparently my sweet tooth is getting me in trouble).

Kendra said...

Sorry, I forgot to add my blog.
http://shawnandkendra.blogspot.com/

misskrob said...

PLEASE COUNT ME IN!

My blog is "Mom on a Mission"
www.krobinson.blogs.com

I started last week.
Goal loss total: 35lbs
Total loss this week: 2lbs

E said...

Count me in! I'm going to follow the Best Life Diet and I'm not allowed to weigh myself for the first four weeks, but I'll definitely still do a recap of my week. This is a great idea for motivation! My blog is http://journeyofahappyhousewife.blogspot.com

Attila The Mom said...

Ugghghhh....I'm not a joiner by nature, but....please count me in. LOL

cape buffalo said...

me! me! I need to lose 20... I'd LOVE to lose 25!

Jazz said...

I'm in! I'll email you also, as I'm not sure you'll read this comment. But I am so in and I love the badge! I'll use it proudly! lol.

Angel said...

Oh!!! Count me in. I'm stuck at the same weight for 7 months now and it's ticking me off. I have a beach wedding in April and need to lose 10 lbs by then!

Angel's Cloud

dana said...

Okay, I'm finally giving in and doing it. Ugh! I can't believe it! But maybe it's good for me.

Sheliorama said...

What an awesome idea and that SparkPeople website is a godsend really. I'm just getting my blog going again after woefully neglecting it but I would like to join the Future MILFs if it's still open. My url is http://sheliorama.blogspot.com

Thanks!

Stephanie said...

I want in :) I think it will be awesome.

georgianblue said...

Count me in for sure. I'm not on any program but my own. Trying to do the gradual, eat less, move more weight loss, so my stats are gradual, but I do post them on my blog. I love the badge, I'll use it for sure.

Jenni said...

Alright. I'm in. I joined SparkPeople and have set my goal. I'm going for 12 pounds by May 9th.

I don't have a published blog yet, but when I get it going, I'll send you the link.

Thanks for the inspiration!

Judi Music said...

I have an Butt Front or a Front Ass...... can I join in on your weigh in's too? I lead group of other fat ladies every Monday night.... only the kick asses have lost any and well, I suck. Judi

notjane said...

I just found this... care if I join waaaaaaayyyyyyy late??

Kelly said...

I've been doing this since December, but am just now joining! I swear, you can read http://starvingkelly.blogspot.com if you don't believe me. Too late to join???

Mischief Maker said...

I have no idea how much I have to lose in pounds but I am 5 foot tall and need to lose at least 40 kg according to my Doc. I do have a thyroid problem which doesn't help. I don't eat much but eat the wrong things. In fact I don't enjoy eating which is why the iced coffee and the chocoloate bar are all I need to fill me. I need to get off my butt and do something so if I have to report in and state how I am going (badly or otherwise and kick my butt if I don't) then it may just work.

Woman with kids said...

I, Woman with Kids, do solemnly swear to do my best not to eat my weight in chocolate. At least not every day. Or even most days. Ok, not every day.

I'd like to be a MILF... can I join your club?

Lotta said...

Of course!

Kristi said...

I'd love to be a MILF...lol. Please add my blog:)
http://frmfat2fit.blogspot.com/

The Salisbury Family said...

I wanna join your future MILF club lol, help me stay motivated!!

mwah
Joyce

www.thesalisburys.blogspot.com

Live Love Pink said...
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Live Love Pink said...

I know you all have been doing this for awhile, but I really would like to join. I was just sitting here looking at my belly buldge. HELP!!! Thanks!

http://livelovepink.blogspot.com/

Elizabeth said...

http://theshoediva.typepad.com/fancy_and_fun/

count me in!!!

Mary said...

I want to join. What do I need to do besides weigh in on Fridays?

sparklefluff said...

I realize that I'm coming in a bit late to the game, but I'd like to join. Here's my blog: http://mommafluff.blogspot.com/

Lotta said...

Sparkle - never too late! Welcome, we will look for your blog post on Friday!

Mama en Fuego said...

I just commited myself to sticking to my ww points after several failed attempts to lose my baby weight on my own. I'm so in on being a future MILF.

I'll check in tomorrow with my weightloss, YIPEE!!

Mama en Fuego said...

Oh, and my blog, ooopsies!

www.mamaenfuego.blogspot.com

Two Shews said...

Better late than never, eh? I am in on this thing. I think. I mean, I am, I really am. 30 lbs to go.

Phoenix said...

OOOOH me too!

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Mommy's My Name said...

Okay, count me in. See my post at Mommy's My Name (Don't Wear It Out). Can't wait to see you and watch me lose my weight! Yeah!

Dani said...

I finally went back to WW. Before my totally shocking pregnancy I was looking pretty good. Now, over 2 years later (my son is 19 months old) I am the fattest I have ever been and I am miserable. It is time for action! I am at http://betweenalaughandatear.blogspot.com/

Mommy's My Name said...

Well, My weigh in was 179 but it looks like this isn't an active weight loss challenge anymore. I'm kind of bummed about that. Maybe it can be revived! I lost 9 pounds my first week!

Have a great one!

Lotta said...

Nope, still active! Happy to add you new ladies! I'll have you the list by this coming Friday's weigh in!

TarynTula said...

Yeah - Support!! I just started Alli on Friday! I am currently at 186 and looking to be much, much smaller! What a great idea!

debbie said...

Ok, count me in too. I can't bring myself to get on the scale, so I guess it's time to get some discipline and lose some weight. Here is my blog link:
http://debnstuff.blogspot.com/

Katrina said...

I'd like to join in too, please.

http://sudsysouth.blogspot.com

I've lost several pounds and am below my pre-pregnancy weight but have a ways to go and am a bit stalled. I think this would be a great motivator!

Trish said...

I've got twenty hardcore pounds to pry off my body. I will do this even though my children will hate it. They like that I'm 'cuddly'. But, having said that, they also stand behind me smacking my "Big Butt" in public... Anyway, count me IN!

Lotta said...

Trish, you didn't leave an email and your blog link doesn't work. Please email me so I can add you!

DaltonsMom said...

www.bradybabbles.blogspot.com

I want to join!

adriane said...

Lotta- I finally gave in and now have a blog. I wanna be a MILF too!

Faerie Mom said...

http://faeriecastle.blogspot.com/

I want in! me too me too!

Catty Ax Lady said...
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Catty Ax Lady said...

Well I don't know what happened up there in my previous post, but here I go again, simplified this time.

I'm in!

bellagrey said...

Oh, can I join too?!

Random Chick said...

Is it too late to join? My ass is getting big. I need help managing it.

Jerseygirl89 said...

Me too! Me too!
http://wwwjerseygirl89.blogspot.com
And how can I get the badge? I NEED that badge.

Lotta said...

I think I've added everyone! To get the badge just right click and "Save As". Then post!

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