I'm a fatass and even I have limits

Lately two fast food companies have just been grossing me out.

Dunkin Donuts has this new slogan, America Runs On Duncan and that they pair that voiceover with images of people shoving enormous tubular donuts into their mouths. Or sucking down smoothies as big as their heads! It's like we aren't even trying to pretend we are anything but carbcrackheads. And we are. I am! And I guess Dunkin Donuts is saying, "Just own it man. Own it!."


But the grossest fast food product out there has to be the new KFC bowl. (Click here if you want to see the assembly of this monster.) God love a carb but this is crazy!


This skit from Comedy Central nailed the whole "I've just given up entirely so throw it all in a g'damn bowl" phenomena that is now the number 1 selling item in the history of KFC!


Thanks Yesbutnobutyes for the link!

11 comments:

Nat said...

EEEWWW!! That bowl thing in the commercial grosses me out every time.

I saw something (I think on SNL) and they were making fun of the wave of Ameri/Mexi foods that can't make up their mind. Are they a wrap? Are they a taco? They're a taco, wrapped in a bun, deep fried, wrapped in some bread, etc etc. Quite funny!

Peta said...

That is disgusting! I can't see that ever being on the market here in Australia. We are junk food addicts here too but hell, there are limits!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I just saw that commercial for the first time this weekend. I was wondering what fat-ass would order that disgusting contraption? It's just a bowl piled with food. Like a slop sink for humans. Gross.

Jenny said...

Okay, seriously ya'll? It's pretty damn good. The cheese is a little over the top but the rest of it?

Yummilicious.

Don't make fun of me.

Lotta said...

Jenny - Someones making it the number one seller of the company! Seriously, if I could look like you do in the hot bridesmaid outfit and eat these..I'd do it too!

Anonymous said...

The first time I saw the commercial, I almost gagged. Now, I like to eat like a lumberjack...but even I have limits! It looks like leftovers you put in the dog's bowl. I can guarantee you that I'll never eat a hill of failure in a bowl of saddness!! (loved the comic )--Bama Mom

Paige said...

You know, my mother is notorious for liking things like this KFC bowl. So the first night I saw this commercial (and nearly chucked Skittles all over myself as a result, I might add) I called her and asked if she was running out to get herself some of this nasty goodness. And even she said she had never seen anything so gross in her life. This shit looks like what they hose off Bourbon Street after a night of partying...

Dawn said...

My kids and I love the KFC bowl!!! I know, I know!! When we first saw the ad we all said together, "Oh man!! That looks so good!!" It's not something that we have eaten like 20 times!! We have only had it once!! But still it was good!!

Lotta said...

I love all those things on a plate. It's just the mushed togetherness that I object to. Like throwing your pizza and wings in a blender. Oh and another disgusting trend. The whole big brownie with your pizza from Dominos. I mean - not that I wouldn't eat it but come on man - that's just cruel!

Deanna (Domestic Chicky) said...

Ugh- I tried this monstrosity...thinking of it like the redneck version of my beloved Pollo Bowl-OMG-this is sooo over the top that I could only manage 2 bites before I was gagging. I think you literally could feed a whole family on all of its' separate ingredients.

PS-I'm a Krispy Kreme girl myself. :)

Andie said...

My arteries ache after seeing this thing every time. I thought it was gross, but I have a friend who LOVES it.