MILFS and Shopping

We now have 15 members of the Future MILF's Club! And as I write this I am drinking my very fattening eggnog in a frosted frozen tumbler. Ah yes, I'm taking advantage of these last few days before the weekly weigh in begins. Like a death row prisoner eating his last meal! Though oddly enough by telling myself I CAN eat whatever I want, I'm not eating as much of it. Like I'm rebelling against myself. Who knows. Maybe I'll tell myself that under no circumstances can I clean the house tomorrow. It just might get done!

Continuing the Merry Christmas to Me shopping theme that's going on around here I bought myself these kickass salt and pepper shakers.

God I love wood and I'm not afraid to say it. Wooden blocks really get me excited. They just smell good, they feel good in your hands. I have had big glass bowls filled with wooden blocks years before I had children. So you realize that I HAD to have these block shaped condiment dispensers. Had to smell the wood for few minutes after I got them out of the package. Ahh. Really is there any better smell than wood and paper? Maybe bleach, but you have to pace yourself with the Clorox whereas wood is ready for you anytime.

I would also like to buy Answer Me Jesus as a gift for someone, but can't think of who might appreciate it more than I. I think Jenny from Mama Drama might dig it but I'm too poor to buy gifts for my blogfriends. So Jenny, I virtually give you this gift. May your days be enlightened by his wisdom.

7 comments:

Jenny said...

Holy crap. I freaking love it. "Let me ask my dad."

Lotta, you seriously have no idea how much I needed this today. I'm giving you a giant virtual hug.

Also, the smell of wood is a huge fave of mine too. My granddad was a carpenter. Reminds me of home...

Lotta said...

I know! I so wish I wasn't a poorass so I could send it your way!

Glad the vitural gift helped my virtual BFF! ;)

Heather said...

WOW! That is SO much better than the magic eight ball! I may buy it for my preacher! (hee-hee)

butterfly girl said...

I saw that Jesus recently (the shakers too!) and I thought it was hilarious. My in-laws would pass out if they saw us with one of those!

mad muthas said...

i MUST have an answer me jesus! i'd trade you for some edible virgin marys bought in paris. i went to lourdes (school trip) and get an ave maria alarm clock that sounded very sad when the battery started to run down, and some fantastic ball points with a little floating mary/grotto scene. there was even a disco mary with flashing halo. but i've never, never seen anything quite like this!
wanted to send you an e-card but can't find e-mail addy. come over to my place and i'll give it to you in person.

Lotta said...

Ok Mad Mutha needs to send everything she was just talking about to ME. It sounds amazing!!!

Mrs. T said...

Answer Me Jesus would go great with my Jesus action figure, Jesus pencil toppers and rubber squeaky nun.