Me: Daughter looks super sick. Doctor sick. Bring her in while I'm working today ok?
Husband: No, she's fiiiiine. She just has a little cold.
Me: No, no really. I can tell she's sick.
Husband: She's fine! I just gave her some Motrin.
Me: Dude. We've been through this before I KNOW when the kids are sick. I am ALWAYS right and you are not.
Husband: So why do you always know. Just cause you're the mom?
Me: Yes. Yes, that's right. They came out of my vagina and endowed me with super powers. I KNOW.
Of course he doesn't bring daughter in to the doctor. So today I bring daughter and son in and they both have double ear infections and bronchitis.
My super powered vagina is at this very moment transmitting a premonition to me. Wait. Listen for it. Ah yes, here it is, Husband will the one getting up with kids all night tonight.
She has spoken.