Son: Mommy, I just need to tell you one thing.
Me: Ok, what's up?
Son: You are so beautiful
Me: (Melting) Oooooh.
Son now says this at least three times a day because he loves that he makes me all ooey-gooey. So sweet it actually makes up for this conversation.
Son: Mommy, why are you eating diet food?
Me: Well, because I want to be healthier and lose some weight.
Son: So you don't have a great big super duper giant butt.
Me: Um, yea.
And later that same day...
Son: Mommy, I came to give you a great big hug goodnight. (Wraps his legs around my waist and proceeds to blow the biggest, smelliest fart ever to come out of his wee hiender.)
Me: Dude! Did you just fart on me?
Son: (Giggles into my shoulder) I love you mommy.