Picture Day

The only reason I'm doing this is because Jenny asked me to. And she made me laugh so hard when I read her recent post I figure showing off a bad haircut is the least I can do. Now, I have to clarify. The haircut itself is lovely. If you have it, I bet you work it well! But I'm a child of the 80's and if I don't see enough hair wrapping around my big giant round brush I kind of freak out. So here it is.

Do you see me warily peering out at you. I'm thinking, "No, I don't store nuts in my cheeks for the winter. And yes, I pluck my own brows, do you have something to say about that?"

This odd expression reflects my attempt to suck in my neck fat. You can tell I hate taking my picture because my nostrils are flared. The things I do for you Jenny!

I owe you all a Corner of my House picture so this is where the magic happens, the view from my 'puter. And don't get all jealous and shit about my Radio Shack 'puter and printer. I'm still the same old Lotta you know and love despite owning the superfine '89 Tandy upgrade.

The family went out for pizza and when son pulled his hat off in the restaurant he had a fauxhawk going on. I told him to pose like a rock star and these are the pics we got. I'm pretty sure I must have been given some Rohypnol by a wandering metal slash band prior to his conception.

Daughter got hold of a picture based dessert menu and would NOT relinquish it for the entire meal. And yes, that's a plate full of bread and ketchup. Bon Appetite!

33 comments:

OldRound said...

Um! Methinks you doth protest too much because you have really nice hair. You look pretty.

1girl2boys said...

Ooh I like it. You look great. I've thought about going short like that, but I'm still too chicken.

Love the picture of the kids. Especially your daughter - she's quite serious about her ketchup.

Domestic Chicky said...

So Bee-yoo-ti-ful!!! I love the cut so much! Your kids are adorable too!!

Thailand Gal said...

I like the cut very much! It is a very attractive style and looks good on you.


Peace,


~Chani

misskrob said...

I LOVE your hair! It is very becoming!

Your kids are adorable. Happy Friday.

Julie Pippert said...

You look fabulous!! The cut looks fantastic on you!

Son and Daughter are adorable.

I just love photos.

Hey, pop back by my place if you have time. I just now was able to post my MILF update. Stinking Internet has been down all day. Hey at least I used my time wisely, composing in Word.

Steven Novak said...

My wife makes me pluck her brows...

do you have something to say about THAT? ;)

Steve~

Wendy said...

I like the cut and the kids. I have had that cut before and it is a bitch once it starts to grow out. I have now stayed with my all one length bob which I am sure pisses off my stylist. Hell, I say it is an easy day when I get a haircut.

Oh, The Joys said...

Lotta! You are so beautiful!!! How lovely to see your face.

...and your kids... I am passing out from cuteness overdose...

Lotta said...

Old Round - thank you. Like I said the cuts cute, just not me.

1 girl - You look like you have shorter hair in the pretty bridesmaid picture you have in your profile. Or is it just up?

Domestic - Thailand - thank you for the lift. Maybe I'll post the bobmullet when it grows out.

Miss & Julie - My kids are amazing. I'm not sure how I got such good lucking kids. Must be my hot husband ;)

Steven - I'm actually kind of struck silent by that. But I bet you do a great job. I cut my husband's brows with scissors when he is sleeping.

Wendy - Agreed.

OTJ - See, I knew you wanted to sleep with me. It ain't happening OTJs!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

My stars...you are beautiful! How dare you say otherwise!
And I totally love the haircut. If all my hair wasn't falling out I'd copy you and post about it...But if I did that now, I'd look balding. I'm totally losing my hair again...

Lotta said...

Janet - pschaw! By the way my hair totally fell out and is just now growing back. Don't ask me why. My left nipple started randomly leaking too. Then it stopped and it's growing back. I blame the hormones in the food!

Anonymous said...

Well, I think your hair looks great; and I really like the color.-Bama

Paige said...

Lotta, you are hot!

I'm gonna have to fight OTJ for you.

Lotta said...

Anon - It's growing on me. She cut off a good 3 inches or more so it's taking awhile to get used to.

Bama - Toasted Coconut by Loreal. The highlight/full head hair color kit.

Paige - OTJ's is pretty bad ass. You might want to think over that challenge.

Nikki said...

Loving the blog!
Loving the hair!
Loving the kiddos!

Thanks for letting me join Future MILFs! Looking forward to getting to know everyone.

Nikki

Peta said...

Wow, Lotta, you are so pretty! You look like someone famous, I am trying to think who it is. A little like Sheryl Lee from Twin Peaks but that is not who I am thinking of.
You have reminded me to do a "Corner of my Home" post also :)

mommiebear2 said...

Love the haircut, I think you pull it off very well. Ketchup and bread huh? My son has to eat hetchup or hot sauce with everything. We call him "The Dipper" because well, lets just say hide the chips and dip if we ever visit.

Jenny said...

1. You are so pretty. Neck fat or no, you are gorgeous.

2. I love the hair. Especially the Fay Wray hair in the face version. Very hot.

3. I have the exact same haircut except that yours looks better and is a better color. Damn you.

4. I love your family.

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Wow, you look beautiful. And I REALLY love the cut. It's a great one. Very sophisticated and feminine. Nice brows. Whenever I get mine waxed, I wish I had done them myself because I'm OCD like that, and would have done the arches differently.

Lisa

Jia said...

Oh I love your hair! That's the style that I try to get mine every now and then.

Lotta said...

Nikki - Thanks, thanks and thanks. Love having new MILF members!

Peta - I didn't realize they made shabby chic crack pipes Peta?

Mommi - Yes, we dip EVERYTHING.

Jenny - I think Peta passed you her crack pipe. Go see Jenny's pics and you will see a real looker.

Lisa - Aaah. No more beautiful comments or I will have to pull the pictures. I am way OCD about my brows. Heck I'm OCD about everything! But I found these wax strips in the nail section of the drugstroe (By the Sally Hansen display) They are pre-arched to fit over and under your brows. Awesome stuff! Then I just have to pluck strays.

Jia - No doubt you look smok'n in it!

Heather said...

You look fabulous, I love the haircut! I definitely related to the child of the 80s with the big brush reference but I've gone shorter too and I love it!

Angelina said...

twenty three people already said what I would have said.

Except for the part about wanting to sleep with you.

And, that looks like my son's meal!

QueenieBadd said...

That is a great haircut. And you're so pretty! And your kids are gorgeous!

mark said...

Great Pictures! Great Haircut! Your son is a rockstar in training, I can tell. And listen to all of these comments and quit being so self conscious! You look great!

yerdoingitwrong said...

OMG. Your kids are precious!!! That picture of your girl firmly holding the menu and enjoying her plate of bread and ketchup is SO cute!

Peta said...

Lotta, Ashwell makes Shabby Chic EVERYTHING, the money hungry cow lol!

butterfly girl said...

If only I could rock a cut like that! You are so lucky...I've got wavy curls. Not curly all over, not wavy everywhere and not at all straight! UGH!!

Lotta said...

You guys are way too nice, how did I luck out to have you reading my blog? And Mark, if you aren't married already someday you will be quite the husband.

Lotta said...

PS - Peta. Snort. Good one!

Betsy Wasser said...

You are totally cute, and I love your hair.

Lotta said...

Butterfly - I would KILL for wavy hair you silly goose!

Betsy - Thanks mam. I might have to post more pics with this kind of ego boosting feedback. Watch out I'll go get some glamour shots next!