Simma down Ray Ray

Apparently, Rachel Ray had an alleged 4 glasses of red wine and began gossiping loudly and drunkenly while out with friends. To be balls to the wall honest when I first heard about this news item it actually made me rethink my feelings about Rachel. It made me LIKE her a little bit instead of feeling like someone is running nails across a chalkboard when I watch her talk show. EVO-OH she is annoying.

Then I started reading the alleged quotes;
Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor c**t."
Jesus Joseph on a cracker woman reign it in! Funny, yes I confess it made me laugh. But skanky backdoor c**t is quite the turn of phrase. Then I read what she said about Oprah, "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." Holy crap Ray Ray simma down! Pop a Thorazine. Chill baby. That's just nasty talk.

Sigh. I guess she'll be joining
Isaiah Washington in PC rehab shortly. And tabloid headlines like, Rachel Ray's Friends Worry She's Going Crazy will soon be on Us Weekly. It's a good thing I don't have paparazzi following my impulse control disorder ass around. I'm pretty sure last week I mumbled that the preschool teacher shouldn't get her panties in such a wad over late drop offs.

24 comments:

Esmerelda said...

That can't be her body! In the picture. OH MY O O !

Paige said...

You know, this post gets a huge LOL from me on its title alone. Heaven help the MILF who actually reads beyond that.

Btw, on some level, Lotta, Im paparazzi...so watch your ass.

Karly said...

Jesus Joseph on a cracker...would it be wrong of me to steal that phrase? Cuz I love it.

Lotta said...

Es - I think it is a very retouched version of it for an FM magazine shoot.

Paige - (ducking to hide from Paparazzi Paige)

Karly - It's yours for the taking!

PamKittyMorning said...

You're cracking me up as usual. And if memory serves me correctly as it has been about 17 years that I've had to deal with a preschool teacher, they can suck it, as my now 19 year old daughter would say.

PamKittyMorning said...

You're cracking me up as usual. And if memory serves me correctly as it has been about 17 years that I've had to deal with a preschool teacher, they can suck it, as my now 19 year old daughter would say.

PamKittyMorning said...

I guess I'm so used to repeating myself around here I can't stop doing it.

Heather said...

Jesus Joseph on a cracker, OMG I will cracking up every time I think of that, it will get me through the next few days!

Rachael, how can I allow my 3 year old to continue to worship you. I think she is suffering from serious over-exposure these day, she's on the freaking cracker box!

Oh, The Joys said...

Rachel who? Seriously.

Mamma said...

What was that GNR song?

I used to love her, but I had to kill her.

Ugh! Can you say OVER EXPOSED?

you da mom! said...

her new talk show is just the WORST. but i do like her recipes (i find them online). and i definitely have new respect for her if those comments about brangelina are real. awesome.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

That woman irritates the crap outta me. I hope she gets arrested....or something evil...

Julie Pippert said...

Simma down...Jesus Joseph on a cracker...that's making me laugh even harder than "skanky backdoor c**t."

(Backdoor...backdoor? How pervy is she!)

I learned the hard way that the temporary amusement and crowd-pleaser laugh are generally not worth it.

Rach, word to the wise...stick to self-mockery.

nikki said...

so angelina might be a bitch, but lordy rachel, before you put the smack down on someone you should examine your daytime talk show that bores EVERYONE to tears.

Dysfunctional Housewife said...

Ditto on the JJ on a Cracker. HILARIOUS!

Angelina said...

The only thing I like about Rachel Ray is that she's a celebrity who isn't a two pound ho.

Her comments about Angelina Jolie make me wonder if she's getting her info from the gossip mags like the rest of us or does she have some juicy insider information?

Now come on people, please always say Angelina Jolie's last name or I think you're cussing ME out!

Jenny said...

I just read on The Superficial that you stole a pre-school teachers panties while you were on a thorazine bender.

Lotta said...

PamKitty - Amen!

OTJ - Are you being sarcastic?

Jenny - Damnit. I told my publicist to leak that I was on a Wellbutrin and Vodka bender.

To all the rest - Yes. Yup. Mmmm. Mmm.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I find her highly annoying! I simply cannot believe that is her body! I am rarely home during the day, but on MLK day I attempted to watch the show. ACK! I felt ill from her perkiness! As for impulse control issues.....they don't call me Queen for nothing!

(BTW I'm not sure other people call me the Queen. However, I DO refer to myself in the manner! Just wanted to clear that all up for you!)

yerdoingitwrong said...

I like her more after this post, too. She's WAY too Perky McSunshine for me. I like her dark side. Even if it's at the expense of Oprah. =)

Anonymous said...

She's gone so Hollywood, I'm waiting for her to get implants! She's totally hoed up in that photo.

Diana said...

Am I seriously the only one who likes Ray? I like her. I'll admit it. I do. I even (when I have time) watch her show. She's perky, but me too - so whatever. LOL!

Anyway, I'm sorry I'm tired of all the PC-ness and I bet more people than want to admit it agree with everything drunk Rach had to say.

LMAO @ JJ on a cracker, btw! Love ya Lotta, as usual!

Kristine said...

"Wearing slave drag." What does that even mean? I'm so confused!

Lotta said...

Thanks for the awesome comments. If you all knew how much I have come to rely on your super nice words you might be a little scared of me.

Kristine - If you click through to the article you will see a picture of Oprah with whipping welts across her back. It was her costume for a movie. Pretty heady stuff though - nothing to joke about lightly!