Blonde Joke

Husband always claims that I "invent" things that already exist. I maintain that I'm on the cutting edge. So much so that a week or two after I have the idea the product appears on the market. However, last night he may have won that argument.

Me: (Mumbling to myself as I rummage through the freezer) Mmm, ice cream. I guess I'll eat that. I'm not really hungry. More thirsty. But I want something really cold. Water would be better for me but they don't make frozen water. Wouldn't it be nice if they had frozen water that you could eat?

Husband: Are you talking about ice?

15 comments:

Heather said...

For the sake of your sanity, hope everyone is feeling better soon!

Oh, The Joys said...

Um, you forgot to share the recipe for that.

Heh.

yerdoingitwrong said...

hahaha. OMG. That is funny!!

Mamma said...

Ahh! A true visionary missionary.

Katrina said...

BWAAAAAHAAAAAA!

Sorry...I shouldn't laugh at you...but I will anyway!!

Jenny said...

ADD or not, you're still in there.

(And that is totally something I would say.)

Wendy said...

There is frozen water that you can eat? OhMyGod!!! I must know where you can score some.

Wendy said...

There is frozen water that you can eat? OhMyGod!!! I must know where you can score some.

Wendy said...

There is frozen water that you can eat? OhMyGod!!! I must know where you can score some.

Heather said...

Growing up there was a joke we all thought was hilarious--why can't West Virginians/blondes/etc. make ice? They lost the recipe!

christel said...

You are freakin' hilarious! LMAO!

Julie Pippert said...

I literally laughed out loud just then. My husbadn also calls that fat-free ice cream.

Karly said...

LMAO! That made me snort.

Red Rollerskate said...

I laughed outloud, and I
N * E * V * E * R do that!!!

Paige said...

Verry, very funny.