Ebay Beefcakes

Kevin Charnas always posts these super hot beefcake photos of himself on his blog. Though I usually stop by for his witty stories, I admit the occasional tush photo does make my day brighter.

Kevin, I couldn't get husband to return the favor by posting semi-naked pics for you. But I was searching ebay for "tights" for daughter and stumbled upon a fine piece of man that I thought you might appreciate.

Oh yea, that's right. Mmmm-ummm. Flexible, and dare I say it - sporting a tiny chub?

Shazam! Backside!

What else, you might ask yourself, is this fine specimen of a man selling on ebay? Why I'm glad you asked.

I do so appreciate that he models the items for us!

And lastly, the swimsuit shot. I'm not exactly sure what that is poking out of the top of his swimsuit, but I'm pretty sure he'd sell it to you. And in case you were wondering about the quality of this item the seller writes, "PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SWIMSUIT IS USED AND THE COLOUR HAS EITHER FADED OR WASHED OUT IN VARIOUS AREAS ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BACK." Well, thanks for your, um, honesty.

21 comments:

Julie Pippert said...

That's ummmmm

ummmmm

errrr

well

Hey .4 lbs is within the margin of error. You're almost to 9 lbs...that's good progress!

I'm down 2 this week. Thank goodness. I'd stagnated. It was getting me down.

And thanks for the Strollerderby link. Of course I had to "weigh in." bwaahahaha

Pendullum said...

Ohhh...
I can not believe what Mr. Charnas has started....
I just can not believe it...
and I do not want to figure out WHAT is sticking out of the underwwear that is already see through...\ewwwwww....

Grim Reality Girl said...

Okay, someone get me the eye bleach....

Kevin Charnas said...

I can't believe my Dad...I am SO EMBARRASSED. See where I get it? My fate is doomed.


What the hell is the fusha thing?
And that thing sticking out of his speedo???

I guess I'll have to ask him...or my Mom. Maybe she'll know.

Paige said...

WTF?

"Is that a grenade in your shorts or are you happy to see me?"

Queen of the Mayhem said...

EWWWWWWW and um......EWWWWWWW

I can't stand a man in a banana hammock! It is wrong on so very many levels!

A.J.Reams said...

Oh good lord! gack gack gack!!

What in the heck is sticking out the top of that swimsuit? I think you should ask the seller that question :-)

Anonymous said...

Forget faded, that speedo is see through my friend!! Is it just me, or is sporting an "ant eater"?-Bama

Heather said...

Beef cake? Looks like weiner to me!

Wendy said...

Hubby said he has some old underwear with the back blown out that he could put on Ebay.

You have done it again MOM. I am crying. I cant believe this shit exist on the internet.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Anyone have any hot pokers lying around...I need them for my eyeballs.

WHY would anyone want those?..and that bikini...why would someone BUY THAT?..his sweaty and obviously hairy ballsack has been nestled in it.

Uh...I'm gonna puke.

Rhonda said...

EEEK! A used banana sling, just what we need.

Marmite Breath said...

I was actually going to ask if it was Kevin!

Oh, The Joys said...

I think it's Kevin's long, lost brother!

Lotta said...

Ok, I emailed the gent to ask what exactly that is poking out his swimsuit. His reply,

"It is the drawstring, nothing else."

Jules said...

OK, I just went to ebay site and the swimsuit high bid is currently $16.34 - Seriously. People will really buy anything, I'm going to start selling.

K said...

Um, who sells a used Speedo when you can buy a new one for $10 at Wal-Mart.

Lotta said...

I'm starting to wonder if there is a kink factor that I'm not getting. Maybe these bidders LIKE that these garments are preworn. I can't explain all the bids otherwise!

Deanna (domestic chicky) said...

I think you're right! If you notice the bidders (up to $20 now!), they are ALL anonymous....

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mamma said...

I....uh...I'm just at a loss.

I SO would prefer something left to the imagination! Unfortunately, the image is now SEARED into my brain.

karrie said...

Yikes!!!

I hope the lizard-thing hanging out of the Speedo is not some kind of body-piercing, chain thingie. Very weird.