Mama Loves tagged me for the 6 Weird Things About Me meme. I've actually done one just like this before so I decided to mix it up and ask husband if he could tell me 6 odd things that I do.
Me: Can you tell me 6 odd or weird things that I do?
Me: It's for my blog, the people demand to know.
Husband: (Sigh) Only 6?
6 Weird Things My Husband Notices About Me
1.) When I swallow a pill I look like a TV evangelist ready to break into testimony. The pill always gets stuck halfway down my throat and I have to fight not to gag it up. So I raise my hands up in the air, squeeze my eyes shut, bend down, swallow and subsequently scream "Aaah, I did it!". It usually works.
2.) The fact that EVERY time Tom Cruise is shown on TV I announce that I think he's gay. Every time. Tonight husband screeched, "Oh my God I get it! Katie Holmes is a beard, alright already!"
3.) That every so often during the evening time I will pull the elastic waist of my pajama pants outward and then snap them. Since I wear my pj pants high up under my jugs he thinks this is hilarious and pretends it gets him all hot.
4.) That I read books obsessively. I have a wicker laundry basket filled with library books at my bedside. If it starts to dwindle I get panicky. Husband was sent out to pick up a batch of recently ordered library books over the weekend even though it was 2 degrees outside.
5.) That I insist on changing the sheets "all the time". Frankly, I don't think once a week is "all the time" but whatever.
6.) That I won't let him wear any article of clothing that has been worn throughout the day in bed. Of course not! If you really think about what you sit on and lean against in the course of the day you would do the same. Especially, if like husband you take Chicago public transportation. Bed should be a fluffy clean cloud where you dream of unicorns and rainbows. I've been known to be dead drunk and weaving and still attempt to wash my face and put on my pajamas.
Bonus: Cause he just couldn't stop at 6. Husband says that when he gets home from work the first thing I do after kissing him hello is to smell him. This is true. He says I then start guessing where he has been that day. "Did you go that Italian place for lunch?" and remind him that he can't wear those clothes in bed tonight. That's it. I tag anyone that ever felt irrationally left out cause they didn't get tagged for a meme.