I love my new Glade Wisp in clean linen scent. It makes the house smell like I inverted the dryer vent and it's blowing that hot fabric softener scented air into my living room.

The problem is that every time I see that little puff of scented smoke rise up from the Wisp I want to grab it and inhale. (Bong water gurgles). I can't use the high setting since it emits rapid puffs and I find myself carving the kids fruit into an apple bong.
It's not just the smoke and the easy grab design, it's the fabric softener smell in conjunction with these other attributes. Because in college we used to blow the smoke through a cardboard paper towel roll with a sheet of Bounce rubber banded to the end.

Of course I only did this once. On a dare. A double dog dare. And never since.


Oh, The Joys said...

Hash Wednesday's coming - meet you on the C-U Quad.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Oh man, we would have so much fun together...I'll bring the margarita's you bring the wisp.

Katie J said...

Hee hee. You always crack me up Lotta!

Mamma said...

But you never inhaled, right?

Yeah, me either!!

Karly said...

Man! I missed out on so much by not going to college! Thats okay though, I had my fun in high school. ;)

Lotta said...

Oh - Dude! I'm there!

Janet - Deal.

Katie - Thanks!

Mama - Nevah!

Karly - I was a late bloomer.

Heather said...

Yeah, I was a freshman residence hall director, I can't tell you the number of bounce tubes I confiscated in 7 years.

I only did it once...we called it the cockroach theory of student development. You know how if you see one roach you've got more? Well if my staff of 2 people working at a time could catch one of the 450 of you doing it--either not the first time or you are reeeeeeallly bad at it!

Lotta said...

Heather - Um, I was an RA.

Gretchen said...

Oh, i have one of those in my closet. I love how it keeps my clothes smelling dryer fresh.

And no, I never shut myself in the closet, just waiting for the next little puff of smoke. Nor do I turn it off and on, if only so it will reset itself and send up another magical puff...

sillychick said...

I was soooo a late bloomer. I always tell the story of my sister in law showing me an impromptu bong.

At 30, I just bought my house and had recently kicked out loser ex boyfriend. I was a wreck and my sil came over with a baggie. I didn't have anything to smoke it with. She asked,
"Do you have an apple?" "No"
"Okay, do you have a paper towel roll?" "No, I just threw it away."
"Okaaayyy...do you have a tp roll?"
"Yeah! Yeah I've got one of those!"
"Okay, get me that and some aluminum foil!"

I was, and still am, fascinated by her.

Terry said...

I feel like just sat down at the table at one of my wife's drunken "girl's night outs".

The fear has subsided though, and I can now say that this is a pretty cool blog.


mommiebear2 said...

I have one of those lightshow Glade plug in things. I love it! It is so addictive yet soothing.