First Fun Monday!

This week's Fun Monday is hosted by the creative and cute Min over at Mama Drama. She said that we need to, "Write the worst opening sentence that you can come up with and accompany this atrocity with a photo of your setting", So I went with a romance novel approach and totally stole the "photo" from the internet;
She flung herself backwards onto the couch as the warm sticky fluid gushed all over her face in an explosive release.
This sentence should serve as a warning to all mothers. Never, ever put Diet Dr. Pepper in a sippy cup with a release valve. I filled my daughter's cup up about a 1/2 inch. Tossed myself backwards on to the couch with her to read a book and KABLOUIE! The pop rushed out of that tiny hole like a geyser and went all over my face and neck.

Read what everyone else wrote for this Fun Monday assignment:

Amy W
Bethany
beccy
enid
hello insomnia
nikki
Little Miss Moi
Robin
Stephanie
Jenny (Mama Drama Blogess)
margaret
ktjrdn
DD
Sabrina
Crazy Nutso Aunt
Lisa
Swampwitch
Justin
mommiebear2
Lotta
Jenn
Willowtree
Karmyn R
The Pear Lady
mark
Erik
Liza
Pamela
Vicki
Dayna

Next week Beccy is hosting, visit her blog if you would like to participate!

12 comments:

min said...

Woo-hooo! You did it! Certainly an appropriate climax to a Fun Monday of blogging!! (You could've warned us about the rating on this one! Oh...a sippy cup...oh yeah...never mind.)
I hate to say it, but I wouldn't put this book down!

Liza said...

Hmm, explosive release huh? That Dr. Pepper sure is talented.

Paige said...

That was a hot sentence, yo.

I wanna play next week.

Jenny said...

Dude. I would totally read that book.

Margaret said...

hahahah - i do this all the time with the bottle i bring to work. In the morning it has juice. Lunchtime i put coke in it. Never fails it ends up all over my paperwork/desk/me.

TxGambit said...

Dr Pepper is already a little tricky but adding it to a sippy with a value! That definitely makes for an explosive situation.

We did this in the car on a road trip.... Oh the joy and excitment that is called parenting!

Karmyn said...

I would like to add that you shouldn't do this with Orange soda either.

Imagine this sentence without the picture!

Jenn said...

lol - I'm slow tonight - I read the sentence, thought what?!, read the sentence again and then saw the photo :) nice twist!

Beccy said...

I'm now reading it without picture, LOL, I would definitely read on...

Amy W said...

Congrats on your first Fun Monday!! Great job!

karrie said...

Fucking hilarious!

Andie said...

oh my god. I need to go back and read the other entries and get caught up on this. I love it! Great!!!