Night Heat

Me: (Spooning my husband) Hey! You just farted on me!

Husband: No I didn't, my stomach just growled.

Me: Well it growled through your ass!

Husband: No really! Go down there and smell it if you don't believe me.

Me: (extremely long pause) I think we'll just have to agree to disagree.

9 comments:

Jen said...

man...I didn't know you all lived at my house...

Ty said...

He and my husband must be related.

Oh, The Joys said...

I am smiling. That is my kind of love.

Mamma said...

How sweet he wanted to offer proof!

Ewwwww!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Ah Love. Gotta just deal with the farts it lays out to you.

Paige said...

You're getting some action, girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, Foreplay! Just like at my house.-Bama

Angelina said...

I love these tender marital moments.

mommiebear2 said...

Is it just me, or do men fart an awful lot for one person??