(Cue porno music)
Ok, I'm with (insert hot man) and I'm wearing a yellow shirt. No, yellow makes me look washed out - how about blue. Blues good. I like blue. Where was I? I'm kissing the fantasy man on the couch. No cause then my thighs would be all spread out, how about against a car. Nope that's not right. We'll go with couch. Am I on the right or the left? What color was I wearing again? Ok, I'm going to pretend I had plastic surgery and my boobs are now both the same size. But it was a super special new kind of surgery so I don't have silicone. Ok, so I'm back with hot guy and I'm wearing a blue shirt with good boobs and we are on the car, no the couch. Is it night or day? Maybe I should make chicken salad tomorrow? Is Mayo allowed on Atkins?