I was shopping at Home Depot for flowers today and gave the kids each a half a candy bar as a bribe. I had no wet wipes with me so I knew it was a bold move. But since everyone at Home Depot was elbow deep in gardening dirt I didn't think it would be too brassy of me...till she walked up.
Woman: Your daughter has chocolate on her.
Me: I know.
Cue pistols at noon, spaghetti western showdown music
Woman: (Blink, looks to the side)
Me: (Stare) Ha!
Me: (Nods) Mam. (Walks away)