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My sister Tela and I at Spiderman 3 tonight...

Me: What is this, crybaby spiderman?
Sister: Waa, waa. I'm spiderman.
Me: Snortlaugh!
Sister: Waa, waa. My suit's too tight.

Years ago in a different theater...

Me: Did you know that this used to be a porno movie theater back in the 60's?
Tela: Yeah. And if you listen late at night you can still hear the (smacks her palm against her neck to make rapid slappity slap slap noises) late at night.
Me: Snortlaugh!

9 comments:

Mamma said...

My husband would hate to watch a movie with you guys. Me? Save me a seat!!

Wendy said...

That movie sucked.
Here was our conversation during the movie.

Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: (snort) Huh? Is this damn movie still on?
Husband: What?
Me: This movie sucks and that singing is the worst. I cant even tell which movie I am watching.
Husband: Well, you know that they are putting too many villians into one movie and that.....
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I was fully rested when we left the movie.

Hubby and the waiter had a very interesting conversation about the history of Spiderman and what was wrong with this movie. Meanwhile, I sat at the table and poked my eyes out with a fork.

mommiebear2 said...

Wow, is it really that bad?? I think I will wait for it to come out on video....

Julie Pippert said...

You and your sister! LOL!!

yerdoingitwrong said...

OMG. You guys crack me up. Do you get lots of stuff thrown at your head?

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Brillig said...

Okay... I really want to go to a movie with you two. Who cares if people throw food at us? All the more to blog about, right?

Jenny said...

Oh my God, I want to hang out with you two.

Karen Forest said...

funny!