My sister Tela and I at Spiderman 3 tonight...
Me: What is this, crybaby spiderman?
Sister: Waa, waa. I'm spiderman.
Sister: Waa, waa. My suit's too tight.
Years ago in a different theater...
Me: Did you know that this used to be a porno movie theater back in the 60's?
Tela: Yeah. And if you listen late at night you can still hear the (smacks her palm against her neck to make rapid slappity slap slap noises) late at night.