Lotta+Needs

Slacker Mom did this really funny meme. Go to Google and type "your name + needs" and see what comes up. I tried doing this with my blog name, Lotta but all I got was a bunch of "needs a whole lotta lov'n" type links. But when I did it with my real name (not gonna tell you) this is what I Google said I needed;
  • anti-nausea drug Zofran
  • a new battery
  • a "forever" home
  • a singer dude
  • a refresher course!
  • to go shopping for a new pair of eyeglasses, and you offer to go with her (um, kay.)
  • to be a critical thinker
  • to pee
This is what I Google said my husband needed when I put "my husband's name + needs";
  • messages that have not been anticipated by the person designing the overlay (um, kay.)
  • to know he has friends on the outside thinking about him
  • to follow the rules that he has been aware of all along
  • a disclaimer
  • a favor
  • a method by which he can generate his own messages (maybe he should start a blog)
  • a little love too
Do it man. I double dog tag you!

11 comments:

Lori said...

My first hit was someone else already did it with "our" name.
But after getting over I was not first....and the top google were...
Let myself off the hook
To ..make an attitude change
To chill out
New shoes (that's a given)
Unmet Needs!!!!!!!!!
A budget (had to stop after that one - getting too depressing!).

mommiebear2 said...

Okay done- thanks that was funny. :)

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I am going to do it right now!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Okay...that was fun! I am going to post about this later....too funny!

Macometer said...

Hi Lotta

Was checking out your books (read to your kids)..mine love the first two, will try the other 2 with them.

Their more recent favourites are Monkey Puzzle, Room on the Broom, The Smartest Giant (all by Julia Donaldson)and Big Dog Little Dog.

QueenieB said...

That is too funny! I will definitely post that this week.

russ said...

What a fun meme!

I, um, propose that you do a google search for "needs a singer dude" :)

bucky_redhead said...

I think I love you now more than ever!

Paige said...

Odd...apparently I need sensitivity training and a dead man to save my daughter's life. I also need romance and to set things straight with Manny.

Who the fuck is Manny? I have no idea. But maybe I'll get some if I clear things up with him.

Peta said...

One of mine says "Peta needs to leave cocks alone"!

Mitch McDad said...

Mine said I neeed an enema??? that can't be good.