Me: (Making usual bedtime getting ready noises. Washing face, peeing, pjs, peeing again, etc. then flopping into bed)
Husband: (Loud snores) Cughhhhh. (pause) Cughhhh!
Daughter: (In our bed sucking pacifier loudly) Stumpch, stumpch, stumpch
Daughter: Stumpch, stumpch, stumpch
Husband: (waking up) God, do you have to be so LOUD when you come to bed?!
Me: (Putting my fist in my mouth to keep from laughing out loud.) Um, kay.