Night Noises

Me: (Making usual bedtime getting ready noises. Washing face, peeing, pjs, peeing again, etc. then flopping into bed)

Husband: (Loud snores) Cughhhhh. (pause) Cughhhh!

Daughter: (In our bed sucking pacifier loudly) Stumpch, stumpch, stumpch

Husband: Cughhh!

Daughter: Stumpch, stumpch, stumpch

Husband: (waking up) God, do you have to be so LOUD when you come to bed?!

Me: (Putting my fist in my mouth to keep from laughing out loud.) Um, kay.

7 comments:

Jenny said...

Stumpch is so the perfect word for that.

You are a genius. Seriously.

Oh, The Joys said...

Jeez, Lotta! So noisy, you are!

That is too funny. I hope he reads this and eats his words.

Michele said...

Wow. Sometimes I think you're taking a peek at my house.

Mamma said...

Maybe we could start a contest. Let's all record our husbands snoring and see whose is the loudest.

Lotta said...

Jenny - Don't bust my pacifier fetish!

OTJ - I think it's the constant flushing that annoys him. But it's better than snoring!

Michele/Mama - It must be a middle aged man thing.

Brillig said...

Hi... I'm new here, and I just had to tell you that I have most certainly LIVED THIS EXACT SCENE!!! Anyway, such a funny post, and it's nice to "meet" you. :-D

Lotta said...

Brill - Thanks! You too!