You are ALL Winners!

But Jen is the pink toy contest winner! Jen seems to be blogless so we will call her "Just Jen" and make jazz hands. Just Jen, email me with your address and I'll come stalk you. Um, I mean...and then generous Nikki will mail your special prize.

Here are Just Jen's answers;

1.) What crustacean makes Lotta squeal?

I was going to say Cicadas but I remembered that while they have an exoskeleton they are not crustaceans - so I am going to blatantly steal from the people above me and say...Crayfish and/or Crabs (of any variety...blue, Alaskan King or Genital)


2.) What medication is Lotta currently on? Will also accept medications that I have enjoyed, uh I mean been prescribed, in the past.

Wellbutrin - of course - after Effexor...and I am sure at some point you have been on the most important medicine of all (at least for women who have had things pushed out of their va-jay-jay) - Chocolate and vodka...now if Hersey's could figure out how to combine the two...


Also accepted would have been Xanax and Vicodin whenever I can get my hands on it. I mean, whenever it is appropriately prescribed.

3.) Are my children more beautiful than the blinding sun? (Yes or No answers are accepted, but embellishment earns you extra credit points.)

Why yes of course - not only are they more beautiful than the blinding sun - they are in fact cuter than a posse of kittens riding a unicorn over a rainbow...


4.) Husband mistakenly thought I wanted a threesome, who did I find waiting for me in bed later that night?

Elmo...just be glad it wasn't Bob the Builder...actually I think your husband would have been in more trouble than you in that situation...NO TOUCHY BOB....


5.) Name the sex toy

The name is the Thumb Pleaser :)...umm am I the only one that is sort of scared of the Loving Spoon...nothing like getting your groove on and a D&C all at the same time I guess...

Judi, of Plumtickled is the runner up and will get a consolation prize if she emails me her address too! And no, it's not the 'lovin spoonful.

7 comments:

mommiebear2 said...

Yay Winners!!!!

Judi said...

Cool..... I've never won anything before! Wait, I take that back. I won a flashlight at one of my ex-husbands Christmas parties once. Those are the kind of crummy prizes you get at Firefighter parties....... this is way much better! Can't wait! I'll get-cha my email addy in a second! WOoooo HOoooo!

Jen said...

Holy Crap - so I can now count two things I have won...

My Honeymoon and a Dildo....

Go me...hubby will be so happy :)

and I do have a blog :) don't know why it isn't showing up
http://chaosamongus.blogspot.com/

Lotta said...

Jen - How did you win a honeymoon???

Nikki said...

Woo hoo! Congrats winners! I've been on vacation, but will be getting your super duper prizes out to you soon!

Jenny said...

Shit. I never win the dildos.

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