Conversation: New Dress

Me: Check out my new dress! I'm going to wear it to a Blogher cocktail party. Two sizes down baby!

Husband: That's awesome, you can tell you've lost weight in it.

Me: I know! Plus I haven't pooped in like...a week so I'm actually even slimmer.

Husband: (Silence)

Me: (Humming to myself as I go hang up the dress)


Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I LOVE a good poop to help me feel slimmer!!!!

Go girl!

Oh, The Joys said...

My friend Michele who is SMALL gave me a pair of Ann Taylor pants that she decided she didn't want.

"Do you think they'll fit you?" she asked.

"If I take a big poo they will!"

(They don't fit... but I'm a little...uh... backed up.)

mommiebear2 said...

My sister was known for pooping at other people's homes and coming out of the restroom saying "I feel 10 lbs lighter!"

Brillig said...

hahahaha. You go, girl.

Sparky said...

girls poop?

Wendy said...

Huh? What? I am so confused.

Lotta said...

Janet - who doesn't!

OTJ - Not fiber girl!

Mommie - She's what we call a shameless shitter. Unafraid to lay down the law in other's bathrooms.

Bril - Thanks!

Sparky - Yes, but our poop is made up of sparkles and rainbows.

Wendy - Just joking about 1.) How I'll be thinner when and if I can ever poop (meds back me up) and 2.) How I befuddled my husband when he was trying to pay me a compliment.

Sparky said...

I understand it smells like roses too. Which is why *I* always get blamed for that smell.

Grim Reality Girl said...

You are THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth F. said...

I'm sure he was thinking TMI!! LOL!

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Queen of the Mayhem said...

Ah, the joys of messing with your husband....they just don't end! :)

Congrats on the hot, sexy! 2 sizes down....WOW!

nikki said...

Dude, I eat a huge bowl of whole wheat oatmeal every single freakin day just so I don't have the back up issues.

(congrats on being 2 sizes down!)

karrie said...

Let's see the dress!

I'm planning to mostly schlump around in jeans, but if I was 2 sizes down I'd probably just go nekkid. ;)

Mama Drama Jenny said...

I don't think men think like we do...but yeah...I wouldn't have even blinked.

Mama en Fuego said...

ROFLMAO .... hahahahahaha. I would have loved to see the look on his face.