Conversations: An evening at home

Husband: (Walking in on bathtime) You know you don't need to give daughter a bath every other day. Once a week is fine.

Me: Um, can we just set the standard now. When I'm old and crapping in my pants twice a day like daughter. I'll be wanting a bath AT LEAST every other day. You might want to write that down.


Later that night...


Me: Dude. Feel me up.


Husband: What?

Me: Feel me up man. I'm too chicken to get on the scale and I have to weigh in tomorrow. Grab hold and tell me if you think I'll have a loss.

Husband: Kay.

Me: Do I feel thinner?

Husband: (Pause) What? Mmmm?

Me: I think you've lost the point of this exercise.

10 comments:

Oh, The Joys said...

You are the bravest woman!

reevesfarm said...

"feel me up" bwahh haa haa, my husband would also forget the goal of the exercise, plus he would lie like a rug not to ruin the "moment"..."Yeah babe, I can actually feel bone, you are getting scrawny"

mommiebear2 said...

U are so very funny chica!

Little Monkies said...

Brave woman, very brave.

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh, that's too funny!

Kevin Charnas said...

Not really...being a "Future M.I.L.F." and all, I'd say he was going in the right direction, no?

Angelina said...

As usual, golden conversations going on over at your house. Love them!

Fidget said...

hee hee hee!

Jenny said...

*snort*

I love you guys.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

You are too funny!!