Dude.

I am so tired. Blogher07 was amazing. Crazy amazing. I promise to write all about it as soon as the room stops spinning. (They put ME in charge of handing out drink tickets at the registration desk. Burp.)

In the meantime, here's a video Jenny from Mama Drama and I did at the AOL podcast booth. Don't be scared. When I introduce myself it looks like I'm about to have a seizure but it was just the room service rum Jenny slipped into my Pepsi.



Before you get the idea that the cheese wielding Jenny is an innocent compared to me, please check out the jewelry she brought to the event...

Jenny: (Leaning over and whispering) Want to see my reticulated penis?

Me: (Pause) Sure, let's see it.

Jenny: (Pulls out necklace and demonstrates the motion action feature)

Me: Niiiice.

16 comments:

Vali said...

Omigosh! Haha. Nice ;)

~JJ! said...

Your new slogan should be "Do you have any batteries?"

I'm crackin' up here.

Jenifer said...

LMAO!

That necklace is something!

I am just trying to think of the perfect occasion to wear it!

Katie J said...

Impressive. I'm certain you had a good time. Did you learn lots of good stuff, too? Maybe I could go if I could budget in Quicken under "education". I'm not sure "chance for free dildo" is tax deductible.

Lotta said...

JJ - That's a great idea!

KatieJ - I did learn a lot, though more from the talking with other women than the sessions. But the sessions were interesting. I volunteered so I got to for free. My biggest expense was parking and drinking at the W for our pre-blogher cocktail party. $26 to park and $36 for three waters!!

Jen said...

BA ha ha ha

I LOVE the penis....well I like penises in general...but the necklace cracks me up....

Jenny said...

Did I say matriculated? I meant reticulated. "Matriculated" means it went to college.

I blame the rum.

I miss you.

mommiebear2 said...

LOL - That necklace would look darn cute around my neck.

Brillig said...

Oh. Mygosh. Hilarious.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I hate you so much right now! :)


Looks like my kind of party!


Can't wait to see more!

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

No kidding on the "Do you have any batteries?" slogan.

LOVE. IT.

Lotta said...

Jenny - I do like a smart piece of (ahem)Missing you so much I think you must have slipped me something.

Queen - So wish you were there. Next year? And know, KNOW that all of you that could not attend were talked about wistfully. You were there in spirit. As Jenny said, "We poured out a drink for our non-attending homies" or something like that.

Aimee - Life's no good without batteries.

Mommiebear - Or somewhere...

Lotta said...

Jenny - My OCD forced me to correct the post to reticulated.

Andie said...

oh. my. god. that thing is hilarious.

where do you you find these things?

Danny said...

Okay first off... I JUST now found your blog @ 1230 in the morning after 2 glasses of wine and a link from Scott-o-Rama and i'm SOOOOO sad I JUST now found this site!! You are too cool and funny it is unreal!! i have just spent the past 25 minutes(okay maybe 24) laughing my ass off. Anyway... I actually DATED, yes its embarassing to admit, DATED a guy who would wear that exact pendant. It was sad and I turned red every time he would pull the chain when were where out in public. We would be at Outback or maybe a dinner party and sure enough somebody (a friend or a waitress) would pull the chain and i would be beet red. Anyway i'm rambling now and you keep blogging on!!!

~Danny

Lotta said...

Danny,

That is the nicest comment! I wish the link back to your blog worked so I could say hi. Thanks for coming!