Is it wrong?

That I told son if he kept peeing all over the bathroom tile I would take a whiz on his bedroom floor?

12 comments:

Marmite Breath said...

Probably. But he won't remember that when he's an adult. :)

Today I was driving to a doctor's appointment, and out of nowhere came this image of you shooting duct tape out of your wrists and sticking your kids to the wall. I started laughing right there in traffic.

Mamma said...

Uh, yeah!

You were supposed to say his pillow.

Sheesh! I thought you were a pro.

Erin said...

That's a good idea. HE keeps saying he has to practice--I'm pretty sure he needs to practice cleaning up too!

JUDI said...

I'll tell you what I told my boys....... and it worked.

"The next time there's pee on the toilet, near the toilet, above or below the toilet.......... you will clean it up. YOU will have to wipe it up and clean the bathroom. It's not my pee....... I'm certain it's not my pee....... and I won't clean it up anymore. If you can't aim your pee at the water and hit it....... you can start sitting down and peeing. NO MORE STANDING UP!"

The end.

Peta said...

No. In fact, I am going to use that one.

For the Love... said...

I have two tile wetters myself-they have to clean around the toilet with clorox wipes-ewwwwww

I hate it when I sit on a wet seat!

sparklykatt said...

I'm going to remember that one!

adymommy said...

Hmmm I might try that on the hubby. I thought it was my stepson peeing all over the toilet but he had been gone from one scrub down to the next, as I was gloved up cursing him under my breath it dawned on me...he hadn't been there for 7 days!

Mitzi Green said...

i don't know--is it wrong that my son is banned from our furniture until after he takes a shower when he comes home filthy and stinking from preschool?

Jenifer said...

Ack! Although I might use that one, but seriously I have a grosser one for you....

I told my step son that the next time he felt the desire to peel dead skin off his feet and leave it on the floor for my 11 month old to find and chew like bubble gum, that he was going to personally clean all of the discusting things in the house I could find (toilets, drains, cat box....) until the end of time.

Lotta said...

Jennifer - Oh you totally win. I HATE when people trim their nails anywhere other than over a toilet or sink. And it makes me so skeevy to watch folks pick at their skin. Aaaaaaaah.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Excellent idea! I think I should use this one for my husband.