Whatever you say babe

10:45 PM

Me: Aaaaah. (Snuggling into freshly washed sheets after a bath and slowly drifting off to sleep. Clean, comfy and cozy.) Zzzz.

Husband: Hey. (Using his notorious "I just spooned you, that's foreplay right?" move.)

Me: (Waking up) Mmm? What? Mmm?

Pity sex intermission

Husband: Now you'll get a goodnight sleep, eh?

Me: Um, kay.

Husband: (Snoring) Zzzzzzsnortzzzzz.

Me: (Staring at ceiling)

23 comments:

Mamma said...

You get spooning? Our foreplay consists of him rolling over toward the center of the bed.

Yeah big daddy! NOW I'll sleep well.

Heh.

Oh, The Joys said...

You got that right, sister!

Karly said...

Damn pity sex.

Brillig said...

Hahahahahaha. This sounds somewhat familiar....

JoeinVegas said...

Mmm?

Kelly said...

lol...I've heard that story before...somewhere...

Lotta said...

Joe - Ask your wife ;)

Katie J said...

Yeah, for some reason sex wakes me up and puts him to right to sleep.

fribbles said...

..oh dear God. I thought I was the only one. And what is this crap about now-that-I-woke-you-up-I'm-going-to-sleep? There should be a firm rule that if the husband gets going he should be able to do things at LEAST twice, otherwise what's the point?

The first time, what female on the planet is awake enough to even attempt to enjoy a few quick seconds of squeeze-the-boob anyways? So it should be a rule, DEFINITELY they need to pitch a double hitter, if not a triple out of the park.


Amelia

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I am impressed with the spooning...usually Mr. Mayhem just grabs my boob! Yeah, nothing gets me HOTTER than a boob grab! (hee-hee)

Suburban Mum said...

Hmm.. so familiar... :)

mcewen said...

Unfortunately I have absolutely no idea what you could possibly be writing about, but that's only because I am a virgin.
Cheers

~JJ! Gaining Balance said...

Yup, you're sure to sleep well after that!!!

hee hee

aimee / greeblemonkey said...
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aimee / greeblemonkey said...

See, here's the thing - sex puts ME to sleep and makes HIM wide awake.

I'm cool with that.

Rapunzel said...

what's the deal with that? I read somewhere that the Asian people believe it's a yin/yang thing..that we get some of their "energy" from intimacy and that's why they fall asleep while we're wide awake. Hmm...

kimberly sherrod said...

check the batteries and make the pancakes.

miss bliss said...

I get that, too. But not always when I'm in bed trying to sleep. Usually when I'm on the computer, washing dishes, generally standing around. I'm like...can't you see I'm BUSY!

mommiebear2 said...

Im with Miss Bliss, doesnt seem to matter what I am doing and he is all "oooh your sexy!".

Mama en Fuego said...

Oh my, honey I have bad news... I think we are married to the same man.

Worker Mommy said...

Hey, who said you could tape the conversation/activities that went on in our bedroom last night.

:)

sam said...

Gah! That drive me bat-shit crazy.

Esta said...

i'm not even married and it sounds familiar!