Me: Aaaaah. (Snuggling into freshly washed sheets after a bath and slowly drifting off to sleep. Clean, comfy and cozy.) Zzzz.
Husband: Hey. (Using his notorious "I just spooned you, that's foreplay right?" move.)
Me: (Waking up) Mmm? What? Mmm?
Pity sex intermission
Husband: Now you'll get a goodnight sleep, eh?
Me: Um, kay.
Husband: (Snoring) Zzzzzzsnortzzzzz.
Me: (Staring at ceiling)