And if you want to buy me a birthday gift...

This isn't it.

13 comments:

Wendy said...

I cant even bring myself to say what that looks like. Good Lord! People will sell anything.

Katie J said...

That is just plain naughty. For a variety of reasons. Wow.

Scott said...

Sweet!! Too bad my keyhole is an outtie.

TMI?

laurie ruettimann said...

I think you're due for something less furry.

Happy birthday!

Little Monkies said...

I almost peed when I saw this as my father used to say something tacky and similar anytime someone was fumbling to get a key in a lock.

I can't wait to send this to my mom!

BoggyWoggy said...

Oo, ick! I hope it doesn't have any weird odor! Can you believe I just wrote that???!!!

Kelly said...

Bwahahaha...that is so nasty!lol

nikki said...

Well shoot, then I guess I need to return your present. Sorry!

Cate said...

Nasty! Funny....but NASTY!

The Wamplers said...

Any comment I could leave would be super repetitive, but ... it looks like a vagina!

I'm a new reader of yours and am linking to your blog off of mine. I'm 8 weeks preggo with my 1st (and at this rate, only), and I love reading real-life experiences. Especially those that make me laugh!

Keep up the good work!

Lotta said...

Thanks for the nice comments! No man today would get this gag (I assume) gift. Because we all shave our hoochies or at least trim them. Once in awhile. Ok, so maybe my husband would get it. But the younger still dating generation wouldn't.

Peta said...

Happy Birthday! Mine was on the 25th, we are almost twins LOL!

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

You seriously make me laugh. :)