I'm such a random eBay wanderer. And I always find these odd and scary listings so I think I'm going to start posting more of them to share with you all. Like this freaky cookie jar.
Good Christ! Is the purpose to scare the kids away from the cookies? It's like she's got blood on her hands from the last kid that tried to sneak an Oreo.
And this one. What's going on here? Is the cookie jar trying to squeeze out a dook?
I think it's actually a racist version of a china man cookie jar. Honestly, it's so odd I want it, but it's priced too high. But I'm watching you racistchinamancookiejar!
The moose wants to know if you would like some brain cookies? Yes? Why just open up my scalp, he says, and help yourself.