Ebay: Don't Eat The Cookies!

I'm such a random eBay wanderer. And I always find these odd and scary listings so I think I'm going to start posting more of them to share with you all. Like this freaky cookie jar.


Good Christ! Is the purpose to scare the kids away from the cookies? It's like she's got blood on her hands from the last kid that tried to sneak an Oreo.

And this one. What's going on here? Is the cookie jar trying to squeeze out a dook?


I think it's actually a racist version of a china man cookie jar. Honestly, it's so odd I want it, but it's priced too high. But I'm watching you racistchinamancookiejar!


The moose wants to know if you would like some brain cookies? Yes? Why just open up my scalp, he says, and help yourself.

14 comments:

g-man said...

What is even scarier is that someone bought that stuff in the first place. And again someone will but it again from e-bay!!! Cats and dogs living together.. !!

jakelliesmom said...

Thank you for the kind of laughs that send my kids running to the computer to see why mommy is smiling instead of using the mean voice.

Your commentary reminds me of those classic vintage WW recipe cards that I keep tagged for a good laugh.

I needed this. : )

Jan B said...

Frankly, I love the moose. He looks so pissed off. I want a brain cookie, heck, I NEED a brain cookie!!

I think I want to get him to put my stevia packets in. Then I can say, "Hey! Don't no one moose with my stevia!"

Jan B said...

AK! $18.50 for shipping?? No way. No moose for this mama.

Slackermommy said...

My BIL is a big moose lover. We even call him Moose. He's the kind of person who would buy the moose jar.

judi said...

Ah man..... I collect cookie jars myself..... I think I have too many acutally but these are too die for.

My favorites are the oddly painted, weird type. I stopped looking a while back after the prices shot through the ceiling.

Cool stuff!

Mrs. Mustard said...

I love these eBay posts :P

~JJ! said...

I could use those cookie jars..I may stop eating cookies if they were all housed in these freaks.

Oh, The Joys said...

You do always find the best stuff, my friend.

Redsy (formerly CrankMama) said...

Dude. Thanks for the laugh! These are so awesome.. I want them in my kitchen to scare the small people.

btw, 8 months later, it was SO nice meeting you and your darling self at blogher in that dim loud silly room at the W

Christina said...

Cookie jars used to be so cool! My grandma had one of a tortoise with a hare lying on his back.

fidget said...

i kinda dig the sneezy cookie jar but that first one is utterly terrifying.

Fidget said...

ps I also have to wonder why the hell there is a BIRD on top of sneezy cookie jars head.. maybe that is why I did it. I am a sucker for bird motifs too

Lotta said...

Thanks for coming by to share the laughs!

Crankmama - Right back at ya! :)