Slacker

I should weigh in for the Future MILF's, but I'm on the rag and feeling way too big and crabby to face the blue haired weight watcher's ladies. Owe you all a BlogHer post with links to new blogs I found. And I haven't blown my hair or my husband in weeks.

But...I do have a Get Out of Jail Free card that's gonna buy my way outta the blogging shithouse. Feel free to borrow it!

4 comments:

Mamma said...

Snort!

Girl you kill me.

Miss you!!

Nicole said...

Gawd, you're effin' funny.

The Happy Housewife said...

Neither my hair nor my husband have seen attention in months... You need chocolate and wine, for medicinal purposes obviously. I read somewhere that calories ingested while attempting to redress one's monthly hormonal balance don't count. Actually, I just made that up, but, if enough of us do it maybe it will come true...

Sarah said...

I want one of those cards, only I want it copied in millions and laminated for many many future uses.