"...do me a favor and keep your little high-maintenance motherfucker at home. I have a cat. I'm not vacuuming the entire house for your rugrat to come and drop crumbs all over the place and I'm not coughing up a freaking virgin organic lamb for his lunch. I'll give his ass Reese's Cups with a generic apple juice chaser.."You must check this lady out! And once you have done that will you please come back and 'splain to me why I love the ladies of the South? Every time I read someone online that I want to call up and ask for a mommy playdate they live in freaking God's Country!
"I had to make a run to Petsmart this morning because the Prince of Pee-Pee was out of Greenies and I was getting the cold shoulder from his little attitude-stricken ass."
"I'm quickly realizing that the spectacular parenting I've done in between my internet and shopping hobbies over the past 5 years is being undone by a gaggle of 5-year old mushmouths."
I clicked over to Mama Fidel after getting her request to join the Future MILFs. My God this woman is funny. I'm going to give you the best lines from the first page of her blog. Even out of context they make me laugh hysterically. Which, if you read the post below this one, you know isn't the best thing for me right now.