New Read Must Read

I clicked over to Mama Fidel after getting her request to join the Future MILFs. My God this woman is funny. I'm going to give you the best lines from the first page of her blog. Even out of context they make me laugh hysterically. Which, if you read the post below this one, you know isn't the best thing for me right now.

"...do me a favor and keep your little high-maintenance motherfucker at home. I have a cat. I'm not vacuuming the entire house for your rugrat to come and drop crumbs all over the place and I'm not coughing up a freaking virgin organic lamb for his lunch. I'll give his ass Reese's Cups with a generic apple juice chaser.."

"I had to make a run to Petsmart this morning because the Prince of Pee-Pee was out of Greenies and I was getting the cold shoulder from his little attitude-stricken ass."

"I'm quickly realizing that the spectacular parenting I've done in between my internet and shopping hobbies over the past 5 years is being undone by a gaggle of 5-year old mushmouths."
You must check this lady out! And once you have done that will you please come back and 'splain to me why I love the ladies of the South? Every time I read someone online that I want to call up and ask for a mommy playdate they live in freaking God's Country!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I clicked on your link to Mama Fidel. She is good but she needs to post more often. When someone is that good I want to read them all of the time and it drives me crazy when I have to wait too long. Keep that it mind because I really like your blog too. So don't keep me waiting I like having something to look forward to in life, I don't have too much else!
Anyway I noticed your comment to her asking about Pioneer Woman. She has a link to Pioneer Woman up with her blogroll. I just glanced at it so far but it looked yummy! Don't really need another avenue of food temptation. I'm pretty much eating for entertainment at this point!

Lotta said...

Anon - I think she doesn't have tons of comments. It always helps to know there are folks waiting to read your next post. Makes you want to post more and forces you to kick your butt when you don't post enough. I know I go in spurts sometimes.

Mamma said...

You know how psyched I am for a new good read?

Of course, anyone with your stamp of approval is good by me.

Marmite Breath said...

I really don't need to become addicted to someone else. But oh well, I guess it's going to happen anyway! :)

Laura said...

Mama Fidel is a riot!! I love her!

Jennifer said...

OMG, I'm blushing here! I had to wear my sunglasses into Hobby Lobby so no one would recognize me due to this sudden fame!

Thank you so much for the compliments and comments. Thank you, Lotta for the shout-out! And the answer to the question about ladies of the South... We are funny because we are real. We speak from the heart and it's just too freaking hot to beat around the bush about stuff. We have crap to do, people to see and just blurt out whatever we need to say so there is an air of intrigue (craziness) about us.

Queen In My House of Blue said...

I love Jennifer!! i agree about her posting more!! hehe!!

slackermommy said...

Thanks for the link. She is very funny! Definitely my kind of gal.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer is right. It's the heat that'll make you crazy. People in the South are special. We get a bad rap from the people up North until they meet us....then they fall in love. Must be the accent!--Bama

Andie said...

mwhahahahaha

love it. adding her to my blogroll.