Conversation: The Language of Love

Scene: Cleaning the bathroom. I pick up a bottle of hair gel that I have now thrown away 6 times (no joke) and husband has picked out of the garbage each time. Why? Because there is one squirt left. Supposedly.

Ring. Ring.

Husband: Blah, blah Architecture firm, can I help you?

Me: If you pick this mother f'ing hair gel out of the garbage can one more time I'm going to kill you. Capiche?

Husband: I'm sorry you must have the wrong number.

Me: You're sleeping with the fishes garbage picker!

Click.

13 comments:

DD said...

Oh the fun you can have with the hair gel, a hatchet and a shallow grave if you had a camera phone.

Mama en Fuego said...

hahahahahaha, I heart you. I wish my husband had a sense of humor.

The life of Erin said...

OMG my hubby does this too!!!! what is it about men and gel?? are they all stuck in highschool?? I wonder if they will ever progress to wax or mousse!!
Erin :O)

EmbracingKatrina said...

Oh, yeah. I'll be cleaning and think...wait...didn't I throw this away already? What is it with men?

Mamma said...

Shit! I wish I could be that creative.

*fishes--must remember that next time*

Jenny said...

Ha! It's a good thing he doesn't have speaker phone.

Motherfucker.

mommiebear2 said...

LOL - Totally sounds like my house!

judi said...

Men. Mine will get all pissed if we leave a tablespoon of milk in the fridge, a half cup of cereal in the box ..................but will leave 10 empty bottles of vodka on the kitchen shelf!

My pet name for my husband is "Jack-Ass". It just rolls off the tongue.

g-man said...

FIrst off Too funny! But why then are you throwing it away if there is some left? Is that not ecologically irresponsible? Husband is just saving the planet, so Go Husband! (We need to stick together)

My wife tells me when I go to the dump to not come back with more than I left with. :)

Oh, The Joys said...

We have THE SAME ISSUE with the mother effing toothpaste.

Miss Jess said...

Can I just say that I can not wait until I am married?? Lotta... you crack me up.

Katie J said...

Can we just hear all of your conversations? They're too funny. Thanks.

Kristi O said...

you made me blow diet coke out my nose. darn it! I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time