It's Friday night and husband and I have mutually agreed to get it on. We're relatively clean, the kids are sleeping, so yea ok lets do it. So we hop into bed and the following conversation takes place;
Husband: Wow, I have to warm up for a second, these sheets are cold. Wait for me baby while I warm up. Are you warmed up?
Me: No wait, Ow - I have to stretch. (Starts stretching out)
Eye contact and then hysterical laughter follows.
Me: We have way too high of an opinion of our sex life.
Husband: No we're just old man.
Me: Amen to that. Pass me my socks.